Created by 煽情羅曼史小說套組. This book seems to be a pairing with a male Forsaken and a female Blood Elf. Text follows:

Lord Gravesbane stared out through the porthole, watching the waves rise and fall in time with the aching that tormented him inside. How long had she kept him waiting here in the cabin of his luxury schooner? He felt the keen edge of his desire growing more insistent, spurring his impatience.

At last the cabin door swung open. She paused in the doorway, torchlight playing about the hem of her low-cut silken gown as the shadows danced upon her pale sin'dorei skin. "Am I late, my lord?" she asked, chewing on the fullness of her lower lip.

He found himself speechless as his jaw dropped to the floor. He knelt to pick it up, rising as he snapped it back into place.

"Some things are worth waiting for, Lady Sunskin." He held out his hand, beckoning her closer.

For a moment, a look of uncertainty crossed the highborne's brow, her shallow breaths hung heavy with hesitation and longing. She brushed her fingertips across the cold, pallid skin of his cheek. "I hope your desiccation doesn't hinder your enthusiasm, Lord Gravesbane."

He took her hand and kissed it with his one good lip. "Fear not, my darling. My jaw isn't what it used to be, but my tongue remains as limber as ever."

"Oh, Lord Gravesbane!" she swooned, falling into his arms. He relished the warmth of her skin as he guided her toward the leather harness hanging over his bed.

<The story continues for many more chapters, laden with "porthole" puns.>

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Background and additional information:

Jonathan LeCraft was a senior game designer who wrote the novels 2005-2018. The current author is unknown. Eric Browning was lead prop artist who illustrated the novels from 2014-2018. They deserve some very overdue credit and recognition! Thank you for the years of smiles and laughter.

威廉‧沙士比亞 and/or 法蘭西斯‧烤培根 were the in-game authors of the novels. 諾亞‧史克萊森 seems to have taken over, starting with 一本煽情的羅曼史小說：風暴之海.

What NPCs around Azeroth say:

杰瑞米亞‧犀利 said that an author once stole his idea and turned it into a romance novel.

帕林教授 confesses to reading the books merely to study "the penmanship" in 尷尬的發現 and 錯綜複雜.

撰史者圖帕 recounts a novel where Marcus romances a naga in the quest Digging Through the Past.

Per the book Exploring Azeroth: The Eastern Kingdoms, the novels are used for secret communication between the Explorers' League and SI:7. To get the title of a coded book from Bill Spearshaker who oversees a special shelf, SI:7 agents must quote the title from a Steamy Romance Novel. Mathias Shaw, who considers the books "potboilers", suspects that Bill does this to sell more books and because he enjoys seeing the discomfort on Shaw's face. The odd choice of code has been nonetheless successful.

扎克洛斯卡 said that he was given a novel and liked it.

Visit the book characters in-game:

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評論來自 Nimena193

wait..how did this end up in the guardian's library? it was made by the player and there's no one else who can get it...right?

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Can be obtained from Steamy Romance Novels pile during 2024 Love is in the Air event.

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