While us Fizzbrackets may not be goblins, we still know a business opportunity when we see one! The resort staff is getting trained, the place is getting cleaned up, now all we need is some quality marketing!
<Wulferd holds up a familiar looking box.>
Behold! The wondrous Gnomish engineering feat that is the S.E.L.F.I.E. Camera! Now, if only there was a generous <race> willing to capture the radiance of this place.
Make sure you look like you're enjoying yourself out there!