Hop aboard, junior ballooners! anybody want a balloon sticker? Here ya go.
We run the swankiest balloon in all of Azeroth! Ask anybody, they'll tell ya it's true!
How's about some free drinks? Here ya go!
Today, we're flying over Azsuna, the jewel of the Broken Isles.
Anyone for caviar? We got only the best!
That's the Nar'thalas Academy down there. I school for mages back in ancient times, I hear.
Hot towel? Only the best for our customers!
Rungle, why don't ya heat up the barbecue, then get the fireworks ready.
Sure thing, boss.
Ya might be wondering how I can run such a classy balloon outfit and still turn a profit. Well, lemme tell ya.
The trick is, ya don't reveal the price to the customer 'til they're up in the balloon with ya!
That'll be 28.542 gold each--gratuity NOT included. Unless of course, you'd like Rungle here to break your legs.
Okay boss, I put the fireworks on the barbecue, like you said.
You did WHAT? Rungle, you bungled it again!!!!!!
<The balloon explodes>