- Azsuna: Boscoe and Rungle's Sky Chariot - billed as the swankiest balloon in Azeroth.
Hop aboard, junior ballooners! anybody want a balloon sticker? Here ya go.
We run the swankiest balloon in all of Azeroth! Ask anybody, they'll tell ya it's true!
How's about some free drinks? Here ya go!
Today, we're flying over Azsuna, the jewel of the Broken Isles.
Anyone for caviar? We got only the best!
That's the Nar'thalas Academy down there. I school for mages back in ancient times, I hear.
Hot towel? Only the best for our customers!
Rungle, why don't ya heat up the barbecue, then get the fireworks ready.
Sure thing, boss.
Ya might be wondering how I can run such a classy balloon outfit and still turn a profit. Well, lemme tell ya.
The trick is, ya don't reveal the price to the customer 'til they're up in the balloon with ya!
That'll be 28.542 gold each--gratuity NOT included. Unless of course, you'd like Rungle here to break your legs.
Okay boss, I put the fireworks on the barbecue, like you said.
You did WHAT? Rungle, you bungled it again!!!!!!
<The balloon explodes>
- Highmountain: The Killem'jaro. Nesingwary is your tour guide and he's a bit sad.
Welcome, friends, to the Nesingwary balloon tour o'Highmountain!
Bought this balloon from a wee goblin. Claimed it'd make a good perch for shootin' moose!
Lately though...eh, I dunno. Been feelin' a bit down. Huntin' don't bring the same joy it once did.
Not even shootin' critters from a hot air balloon can cheer me up.
Now I'll melancholy.
Anybody know any good jokes? Here, I'll start...
Why do dwarf hunters use guns?
Because you can't drink ale from the barrel of a bow!
Heh, it's okay for me to tell that one because I'm a dwarf. And a hunter!
X, you got any?
How 'bout you, Y?
Or even you Z. Someone cheer me up!
Heh, that brightened me spirit. Thanks fer keepin' an ol' hunter company!
- Stormheim: Emi-Lan's Skylounge - Your tour guide is not very experienced and just plays games on the ride.
Welcome aboard! Today I will be your guide on a tour of Stormheim.
See all that stuff down there? That's...uh...that's Stormheim.
Sorry, I'm not a very experienced tour guide.
So, any of you know some balloon party games?
Ooh Ooh I've got one! It's called Kiss, Mary, Slay.
You just have to pick one person you would kiss, one you would marry, and one you would slay.
I'll go first! Let's see...
X, you've got a nice face, and it looks like you're the only one here who brushes her teeth, I would kiss you.
Hmm...I would slay Y. For obvious reasons.
And that leaves Z to marry! I could live with that.
Okay, my turn's over. Somebody else go next!
Alright, the balloon ride is over! That was FUN!
- Suramar: Cloudwalker Express delivers an educational lesson about Suramar and the Nightborne:
Greets! Please step into the basket...and prepare for the most educational balloon ride of your life.
Today we will be taking a scenic balloon tour over the ancient city of Suramar.
But first, I will be taking attendance.
Quite the talkative bunch, now on with the tour!
Suramar, as we all know, is home to the Nightborne elves.
Among other things, the Nightborne are known for being rather disagreeable.
X, can you tell me what mind-altering substance the Nightborne use to relax?
The substance they consume is, of course, mana.
Consuming so much mana has had an effect on the Nightborne's bodies.
X, what specific feature of Nightborne anatomy has been "enhanced" by excessive mana use?
Very close! The answer I was looking for was "their skin".
Final question, for X. What is the traditional greeting used in Suramar City?
Good guess! The correct answer is: "An illusion! What are you hiding?"
That's all for today. Thank you for flying...and study up for next time.