评论来自 Jihnad

YAY! A new addition to the series. I wonder what shenanigans he gets into this time ;]

评论来自 56833

Judging from the title, this will feature a well-endowed Goblin Engineer.

评论来自 252897

The third page is freaking golden, stroking the smooth skin. Cant wait for the blind date.

(You can read it by viewing it from the cataclysm wowhead page instead of live.)

评论来自 Dragoonman

Oh boy, can't wait to read this one XD

评论来自 334825

hmm, I wonder who Marcus is gonna pimp out this time :P

评论来自 Zulali

'As Jack quickly tallied the total, he asked, "This must be a serious raid or somethin'?" '
Breaking the fourth wall are we blizzard? I'm well aware that raids are an integral part of WoW, but seriously? This is just too obvious...

评论来自 561831

I don't think I'll ever stop reading these. That is, until our General Player here winds up with a worgen female...

评论来自 315859

WTB 50 000g!

评论来自 Undeadlord

The leather-clad goblin scooped up her bag with one arm, and held up an outstretched hand. "He never put a ring on it. A girl's gotta have her priorities."

Reference to the goblin female dance, which is of the song "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"

Edit; Put in the right song name ^_^ THank you Sayna :D

评论来自 117905

The Revi in the book seems to be: 蕾薇·推杆

Considering they're both in the motorcycle trade, me thinks they be one and the same.

评论来自 Prada

WTB Secret Goblin Decoder Ring PST!

评论来自 576831

Kinda embarassing that these steamy romance stories are more well written than most of the canon lore in WoW that's been added recently. :P

评论来自 709149

Such a romance could only be blessed by the legendary Worgen Freeman.

评论来自 evankimori

Hrm, bondage, mayhem projection goggles, leather, explosives AND hardened adamantite tubes to enhance the effect of the 'Biggest One'...sounds like one hell of a party!

I wanna get in on this! :D

评论来自 Iilrane

...What happens when the various women find out that Marcus has been several-timing them?

评论来自 Iilrane

Now that I think about it, Marcus's port women to date...

1. Human mage
2. Undead rogue
3. Gnome warlock
4. Draenei shaman
5. Goblin...something

Remaining classes: Priest, druid, hunter, warrior, death knight (Marcus is already our paladin representative)

Remaining races: Dwarf, night elf, worgen, orc, troll, tauren, blood elf

Next installment, he beds a female dwarven hunter (marksmanship specification), maybe?

评论来自 Uinri

This is the most exciting part about Cataclysm.

评论来自 314933

I read it, now I have images in my head.

Kill me. Kill me now...

评论来自 307083

Oh you're everywhere Marcus, you sly rascal, you :D

评论来自 271275

I was disappointed at the complete lack of Marcus until the second to last page. Was afraid I was going to have to write an angry letter to Blizz HQ.

评论来自 Brand

Lets see. Now for Page 6.
*pulls out secret decoder ring*
D... R... I... N... K...
Y... O... U... R...
O... V... A... L... T... I... N... E...
Drink your Ovaltine? Oh, damn it!

评论来自 Forsakengirl13

As a small side note to those who enjoyed the Steamy Romance Novels, there is a non-lootable continuation of the romance novel spoofing to be found in The Ebon Hold as a starting Death Knight.

The grotesque novel(as it is indeed the most disturbing addition of them all) is Touch of the Banshee, which can be found on one of the bookshelves in front of Prince Keleseth, who seems to be studying it quite intently, lol.

It doesn't star our pimp Marcus, but is entertaining nonetheless and just thought I would share. :)

评论来自 Sharkon

Leaked excerpt from the next book in the series:

Rokrok's chest-beaty-thing fluttered as the young orcish warrior gazed into Ju'bali's unblinking eyes. All his life he had been warned to stay away from the voodoo, but in this moment he his spirit yearned for nothing but to come get the stuff, and maybe do a little light rending of his enemies' flesh later on.

Ju'bali's eyebrows twitched spasmodically, indicating that the troll girl was trying to bat her eyes seductively.

"Tell me da words I be wantin' to hear," she said, her tusks luminous in the moonlight.

Rokrok steeled himself with a mental cry of lok'tar, and recalled the words he had practiced so laboriously.

"Ooo ee, ooo ah-ah," he said.

"Ting tang, walla walla bing bang," he crooned.

"Ooo ee, ooo ah-ah," he serenaded.

"Ting tang, walla walla bing bang," he whispered.

Ju'bali slapped him across the face.

"How dare ya be sayin' such thing about me mother?" she shouted. Rokrok could picture her rage bar filling rapidly, and quickly switched into Defensive Stance before she had enough to Slam him, though he was surprised to note that the prospect excited him.

"I only said what the witch doctor told me to!" he cried.

Ju'bali balked. "The witch doctor? Why, that mojo-fluxer been trying to get to me voodoo for years! I be sorry, Rokrok. How can I be makin' it up to you?"

Rokrok grinned slyly. "I just had a sudden urge to go tank. Why don't you try and Overpower me?"

(The remaining pages appear to have been stolen by raptors.)

评论来自 533861

I've got big bombs
And he's got big bombs
And she's got big bombs
But we've got the biggest bombs of them all!

评论来自 338102

Take note this book can be stolen from 阴森的工人

Even ghosts have priorities!

评论来自 LilGazzi

Marcus is one kinky paladin. How the hell'd he ever become pure enough to get past initiate?

评论来自 926823

Marcus is getting alot of female attention, but one thing, what race is he?

评论来自 782914

Next book is here: 一部催人泪下的言情小说：《热与雾》

评论来自 1036586

50 shades of Warcraft?

评论来自 Gormadok

got that one today.
how many of such illustrated pages are there?

评论来自 Nobbel

We made a video bringing the story of Marcus (steamy romance novel) to life! Was a special and fun project to work on, hope it will bring a smile on your face!
https://youtu.be/SBcMrHwqAhA?t=8m39s

评论来自 xconigmax

Here's a list of all the currently available Steamy Romance Novels in order of release:

A Steamy Romance Novel
A Steamy Romance Novel: Forbidden Love
A Steamy Romance Novel: Northern Exposure
A Steamy Romance Novel: Blue Moon
A Steamy Romance Novel: Big Brass Bombs
A Steamy Romance Novel: Hot and Misty
A Steamy Romance Novel: I'm In Love With a Robot
A Steamy Romance Novel: Savage Passions

You're welcome.

评论来自 Rizzatto

Still a better love story than Twilight

评论来自 DaggersEdge

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