Uncle Gao
This NPC can be found in Stormstout Brewery (2) and Valley of the Four Winds.
Quotes (19)
- Uncle Gao yells: Ahh! Help! What is that thing!? It doesn't matter, nothing will stop me now, not when I'm so close! Maybe if I don't look at it...?
- Uncle Gao yells: The name of Stormstout will be sung once again throughout the hills!
- Uncle Gao yells: Too bitter! Just a drop of honey, and a cane of sugar, and maybe some corn? Yes, more corn!
- Uncle Gao yells: Yes yes yes! So close! Just a pinch of...oops...
- Uncle Gao yells: Yes, yes, yes...no, no, no no no! Yes! No! Peppers!
- Uncle Gao yells: You again! Don't you see? I have made a name for myself at last: I have brewed perfection!
- Uncle Gao says: Are you deaf? We aren't allowing anybody in the brewery right now.
- Uncle Gao says: Details, details.
- Uncle Gao says: Hey, what's that behind you?!
- Uncle Gao says: How many times must I tell you... GO AWAY!
- Uncle Gao says: Huh?! That's... that's nothing! Now GO AWAY!
- Uncle Gao says: Is it...can it be???
- Uncle Gao says: It's not what you've done, it's who you are. You are not welcome here, "Chen Stormstout."
- Uncle Gao says: Look, "Chen Stormstout," we all can't be heroes, running from our responsibilities, tromping around the Dread Wastes, saving the world. Some of us are "Artists."
- Uncle Gao says: Sorry, we aren't accepting visitors right now.
- Uncle Gao says: Such harmony of flavor, such heady aroma! It is...the perfect brew!
- Uncle Gao says: There will be no sitting. No talking. And none of your horrible beer!
- Uncle Gao says: What, were you sent to check up on me? Everything's fine! It's all under control!
- Uncle Gao says: You should leave.
