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Henry the Eighth, who was Sean Connery for this film;

"Well then I will set up a new religion in this country! I will call it.. the religion.. the psychotic bastard religion!"
and then an advicer said:
"Why not call it Church of England, sir?"
"Church of England, that's much better. Eventhough I am Scottish myself."

評論來自 106989

Izzard about taxidermists and how they could make their job more challening:

"Your dog's finished, I filled him with porridge!"
"It's a bit floppy."
"Yeah, that's porridge for you.
"You've got a two-level effect."
"...That's got a nine-level effect."

"I've done your cat - he's with helium."
"It's a bit high up."
"That's helium for you. There's no height restriction. Do you want it here?"

Woosh.

Pah.

"In fact, grab hold, I've got two controls."
"What? Oh, right, I see. Er."

There's a cat going whoo, whoo.
With that fixed expression.

評論來自 140039

If you've never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid.

評論來自 Aranyszin

Eww... it's all sticky. It's covered in jam.

評論來自 Geno

Two quotes, Found on the Dressed to Kill DVD

"And they built Stonehenge, one of the biggest henges in the world! No one's built a henge like that ever since! No one knows what the (F-word) a henge is..."

(Referencing how certain countries pronounce words)

"You say 'Erbs', and we say 'herbs', because there's a (F-ing) 'h' in it!"

If you've never seen Eddie Izzard, I would highly recommend it. His humor has a few explicit words (Okay, a lot of them), but it's very interesting. Although, if you are very upset at religious jokes, some you may not like... But he is quite an act. :)

評論來自 232652

“Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!"

評論來自 140039

About religion:
"Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?"

About puberty:
"I had to -chat up- girls and I had only tagged them before and I didn't have the verbal power to go 'Susan I saw you in the class room today.. as the sun came out from behind the clounds in a burst of brilliant light caught your hair, it was haloed infornt of me, you turned your eyes flashfire into my soul I immidiately read the words of Dostojevskij and Carl Marx and in the words of Albert Schweitzer; I fancy you.

評論來自 359445

DEATH BY TRAY IT SHALL BE

評論來自 Quacker502

I thought it's Bliz'zard

評論來自 Allakhazam

Is this some strange ref to Eddie? If so, did I miss something?

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這個 NPC 能在這些地區找到：撒塔斯城（7）.

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