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Comentário de Xanik

I love how this guy is always screaming at the fruit vendor. :D

Comentário de cyborg99

Anyone think it's hilarious that the fruit vendor he's screaming at is an old woman, yet he says "Does this fruit vendor not value his life? YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME FRUIT VENDOR!!"?

Comentário de 67212

Does anyone know what Blizz is referencing with this guy? Most of the time funny stuff like this was influenced by the real world in some way, so what's this guy's story?

Comentário de Kattla

Note that he yells "his life" thats means its gotta be a male hes screaming at. and not the old woman

Comentário de 88807

"IF WAR IS WHAT YOU WANT, WAR IS WHAT YOU SHALL GET, FRUIT VENDOR!"

Comentário de Chucknorris

Just in case someone doesn't know who the fruit vendor is.
https://www.wowhead.com/wotlk/npc=19223

Comentário de 55952

"Does the fruit vendor think that I am blind? Do they think I wouldn't see his ogre reinforcement?"

Comentário de 82223

He usually yells at the fruit vendor, but he also whispers at bystanders if you're close enough:

"HA! The fruit vendor must be scared for his life. He's enlisted support. Well two can play that game."

Comentário de 97145

Obviously: Threadstrong = Headstrong, and that's really all that you need to know about him.

Comentário de 18741

THE THOUSAND NATIONS OF THE ORC ARMY DESCEND UPON YOU FRUIT VENDOR. OUR ORC SHOULDERS SHALL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

MUHAHAHAHA!

Comentário de gwiz665

She must be an old fling. Hell hath no fury that leatherworking supplier scorned.

Comentário de Yarthort

He also claims that the Fruit Vendor has an Ogre Army.

Comentário de Beetroot

try yelling: "Threadstrong! The thousand orc armies have arrived, and are at your command to destroy the fruit vendor!" the response in general/trade is quite overwhelming...

Comentário de Dubbill

Cro Amstrong says: That ogre is just the first sign that war is upon us. The fruit vendor has gone too far.

Comentário de 119020

He's screaming on the old lady to move away cuz he sells fruit too, look at the wagon near him fell with fruits.

Comentário de 84526

"Cro Threadstrong says: Look at that! Near the fruit carts, an ogre. The fruit vendor is preparing for war..."

"Cro Threadstrong says: I feel that war is fast approaching. The fruit vendor has enlisted the help of an ogre. I shall have to enlist help as well."

Comentário de 131361

FRUIT VENDER! MOVE THAT CART!

Comentário de crohnoes

Cro's Apple, an item newly discovered in the 2.4.3 PTR allows the player to crush the apple in support of Cro Threadstrong and his ongoing dispute with the fruit vendor.

Comentário de 156400

'FRUIT VENDOR! Your cart is still in our way! Your time is up! You have new competition in selling fruit!'

Hmm... Seems like he wants to sell fruit now.

Comentário de 137993

While i do support Cro and his war, Granny Smith is not the culprit! She's being framed! check it out: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=3168332440&sid=1&pageNo=1

Comentário de 177918

No one noticed, the fruit vendor must be scared for "HIS" life? granny smith isnt a man

Comentário de JasperKazai

Two lines I just saw today that haven't been posted here...
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"My army has not arrived. I knew I could not trust the people I hired. We will recruit new people. We will sell these apples and our new army will crush them!"

"YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF TIME FRUIT VENDOR! NOW I WILL SELL YOUR ROTTEN FRUIT!"

Comentário de 219662

Notice that the apples Cro sells are only unique to 24. Obviously a 24 reference but it seems they took the whole dialogue out and all that's left is Granny Smith going to Grok and asking where the apples went and Grok offering to smash the angry orc for smashing the apples.

But you can still buy a stack of 24 apples and smash them.

Comentário de baval

Possibly a reference to the Pushcart War

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pushcart_War

Comentário de 551684

If you look it up, youll notice all those with the title "fruit seller" are alliance exclusive, with the excepetion of Grannie smith, who is freindly to both. Perhaps This is a secret society motivated by the old king Llane Wyrnn's assaniation, a secret society of neophytes seeking to strike back at the very heart of the race Llane trusted with his life, and ended up giving it to his most trusted,dying by her hand? Maybe "grannie smith" is just a sweet code name for an old women, seeming so innocent yet truly so sinister, that is going undercover in the most unlikely place to keep here disguise up? And what if Cro knows of this plot, seeking to strike back before they society tries to extract revenge, explaining the ogre guard grannie smith is using to protect her from a scene that could blow her cover? Or, on the other hand, perhaps grannie smith is a poor old lady who lost everything in outland and is just trying to make a living off of some fruit that is being cruely crushed by an overzealous orc with anger issues? the decision is up to you.

Comentário de Thottbot

This guy does not like the fruit vendor.

Comentário de Thottbot

"Does this fruit vendor not value his life? YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME FRUIT VENDOR!"

Someone owe some money?

Comentário de Thottbot

Is this guy quoting a movie? It sounds familiar.

Comentário de Thottbot

HA! I CRUSHED AN APPLE, FRUIT VENDOR! IT WILL NOT BE THE LAST ONE!

Comentário de Thottbot

FRUIT VENDOR! Your cart is still in our way! We will give you one more hour to move it from our area. Do not test our patience anymore!

Comentário de Thottbot

quite possibly one of the funniest npc's in the game, always a pleasure to go to shat and see his threats to the fruit vendor.

Comentário de Thottbot

The fruit vendor is, you may notice, an old lady...named Granny Smith.

Comentário de Thottbot

Poor Granny Smith... what does this evil looking orc have against her anyway?

Comentário de Thottbot

Why can't he give her a break from time to time? She is an old worn woman who probably has a loss of hearing.

That, and would you really make some 80 year old chick move a huge cart full of fruit on her own? She probably moved that there when she was 19 and in her prime.

Ahh well, still fun to see the guy shout out his death threats to her. Always brings a smile to my face

:)

Comentário de Thottbot

Haha, If you find Granny Smith, you'll notice her saying "I swear I had more apples around here.." Those apples are stuck infront of Cro.

Comentário de Thottbot

My best bet is that it would be a blizz inside joke for the people at the company but maybe not who really knows for sure.

Comentário de Thottbot

hahaha, this guy says some rly funny stuff, you can normally hear it from the scryers bank, its great : D

Comentário de Thottbot

HAHA! And I thought there was some sort of quest associated with this, perhaps a quest to settle thier dispute, protec tthe old hag, or move the cart or something along the lines of seperate horde and alliance quests. Perhaps horde side you would get paid to "deal with" the old bag, hahah, THAT would be too funny!

GG Blizz for amusement.

Comentário de Thottbot

Im supprised that the granny dosnt kick his ass =P, cros lvl 62 grannys lvl 65 she may be old but she could probly still kick some ass.

Comentário de Thottbot

Lower City, Shat - 67,68

Comentário de Thottbot

"YOUR OGRE DOESN'T SCARE ME, FRUIT VENDOR! MY ARMY IS ON ITS WAY!"

Some new threats as of 2.2

Makes you wonder what his army is. A bunch of cranky crop-destroying insects?

Comentário de Thottbot

Aww.. everyone is mean to the poor orc.. Don't worry Cro, I'm on your side.. Kill the granny!

Comentário de Thottbot

quite possibly one of the greatest things in the game. This guy should have his own fan club.

"if a war is what you want, a war is what you will get. fruit vendor!"

Comentário de Thottbot

YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED FRUIT VENDOR! I KNOW ABOUT YOUR OGRE ARMY!

Comentário de Thottbot

actually it does say his life but he does mean the granny.

and i think he threats her because wen he talks to her she *acts* like she doesnt hear him ( and she doesnt. she says "is someone calling me") and it gets him mad so he threats her.

Comentário de Thottbot

When he says that, he's not talking about Granny Smith as Granny Smith - he's referring to her as a vendor, thus the "his".

Comentário de Thottbot

This guy definately knows the shortest distance between point A and point cool.

Comentário de Thottbot

For the sake of completeness, I thought I'd C+P all the quotes listed here in a nice lil' list:

- "DOES THIS FRUIT VENDOR NOT VALUE HIS LIFE? YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME FRUIT VENDOR!"

- "HA! I CRUSHED AN APPLE, FRUIT VENDOR! IT WILL NOT BE THE LAST ONE!"

- "FRUIT VENDOR! YOUR CART IS STILL IN OUR WAY! WE WILL GIVE YOU ONE MORE HOUR TO MOVE IT FROM OUR AREA. DO NOT TEST OUR PATIENCE ANYMORE!"

- "YOUR OGRE DOESN'T SCARE ME, FRUIT VENDOR! MY ARMY IS ON ITS WAY!"

- "IF A WAR IS WHAT YOU WANT, A WAR IS WHAT YOU WILL GET. FRUIT VENDOR!"

- "YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED FRUIT VENDOR! I KNOW ABOUT YOUR OGRE ARMY!"

Comentário de Thottbot

I could've swore I had more apples. Grok!

It was dat angry orc. He smushed dem! Want Grok to smush him?

Comentário de Thottbot

Cro = orc backwards.

Comentário de Thottbot

They need to add a rare ogre into the
mobs in Zangarmarsh named Macintosh or
fugi, That'd be freaking priceless. ^-^

Comentário de Thottbot

YOU ARE ALL FOOLS! SHE HAS AN OGRE ARMY, ONE DAY YOU WILL ALL BOW TO HER MIGHT!

Comentário de Thottbot

there should be a quest for these characters!

Comentário de Thottbot

Cro is my fave NPC in the game, everytime I see him screaming at the fruit vendor I smile. :D I wish there were some sort of quest chain where you could ally yourself with him or Granny and get some little trinket that, like, made apples to eat or something useless like that. :D

Comentário de Thottbot

I actually heard this from outside the city today. Kind of surprised me, as I had previously not known this guy existed.

Comentário de Thottbot

I love this guy. He seems to always yell something right after I hearth to Shatt.

Comentário de Allakhazam

why does he have to be so rude to the poor fruit vendor? ;<

Comentário de Allakhazam

.................

this guys just stupid

Comentário de Allakhazam

Where the heck is the fruit vendor though? I can never find the guy.

Comentário de Allakhazam

because she's an inconsiderate little not who thinks she can leave her crap lying around anywhere.. that's why.

I hope he crushes much more than just that one apple.

-Nah-

Comentário de Allakhazam

he always refers to the fruit vendor as a guy, but the only fruit vendor i see is granny smith.. who isnt a guy. maybe hes delusional.

and what of this ogre army, and his own army which is apparently on its way? lol

Comentário de Allakhazam

THIS WILL NOT BE THE LAST

i <3 him

Comentário de Allakhazam

He gotta have something aganst the fruitvendor..

Comentário de Allakhazam

Her HUGE cart is parked RIGHT in their stall! They are shoved right over to the side! Jump on the apples, FOR JUSTICE~!

Comentário de Allakhazam

SAVE THE FRUIT VENDOR

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