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评论来自
Egebro87
He's a comedian who performs every now and then in the World's End Tavern in Shattrath City.
Not a very good one, though. :P
评论来自
20820
He randomly spawn in the World's End Tavern. He is announced a few minutes in advance in yells and performs a hilarious (ish :P) show.
Here is the show, or at least parts of it. Most jokes are randomed through and don't appear every time, and Haris Pilton randomly says funny stuff. He also does the race /silly talks when impesonating a race. Mind the spoiler, if you can see it by yourself, do so by all means!
Shattrath Saul
: Check out the comedy stylings of Perry Gatner in just a few minutes!
Shattrath Saul
: If you are ready to laugh, head over to the World's End Tavern!
...
Albert Quarksprocket
: Thank you all for coming tonight. Now put your hands together to welcome Shattrath's best, Perry Gatner!
Perry Gatner
: What a good looking crowd. The dwarven women even shaved.
Perry Gatner
: Have you ever noticed that all those cute, orc kids look the same?
Perry Gatner
: It's too bad they don't stay cute. There must be some right of passage in the Barrens called, "Climb ugly tree and fall out."
Perry Gatner
: Last week I was in Goldshire. Have you been there?
Perry Gatner
: That town's so small, I asked a kid to draw me a map. He drew it on the back of a Defias Wanted poster...
Perry Gatner
: to scale!!
Perry Gatner
: Impersonation time!!! I call this, "The Silly Tauren."
The comedian clears his throat.
The comedian impersonates a tauren.
Perry Gatner
: Here's a good one, why do watermelons have water in them?
Perry Gatner
: Because they are planted in the spring!
Haris Pilton
: That joke's hot.
Perry Gatner
: Goldshire's Inn advertises a lakeside view...
Perry Gatner
: I saw a murloc swim by my window.
Perry Gatner
: Hey! Hey! Hey! It's Raliq the Drunk... His momma's so far she didn't just make the front cover of Ogre Today...
Perry Gatner
: She made the back cover too!
Perry Gatner
: What's the deal with women? I mean they are always like...
The comedian clears his throat.
The comedian impersonates a human female.
Perry Gatner
: And then gnomes are even worse! They are always saying stuff like...
The comedian clears his throat.
The comedian impersonates a gnome.
Perry Gatner
: How many kobolds does it take to change a lantern wick?
Perry Gatner
: You no take candle!
Perry Gatner
: Hey, it's Raliq the drunk... His momma's so fat, when she flies to Blade's Edge they charged her by the pound!
Perry Gatner
: What do you call a broken boomerang?
Perry Gatner
: A stick!
Perry Gatner
: I love blood elf women. Especially when they say stuff like this...
The comedian clears his throat.
The comedian impersonates a blood elf.
Perry Gatner
: What time is it when an Elekk sits on your fence?
Perry Gatner
: Time to get a new fence!!
Perry Gatner
: How desperate do you have to be for allies that you recruit your livestock?
Perry Gatner
: I own a dog, but I'm not giving him a sword.
Haris Pilton
: I, like, so don't get it...
Perry Gatner
: Come on! These jokes are epic!
Perry Gatner
: Used to be you couldn't trust a goblin...
Perry Gatner
: Who am I kiddin'? If you trade with goblins you'd better have iron plating in your coinpurse.
Perry Gatner
: One last impersonation. It's tough, but let's see if you can guess who it is...
The comedian clears his throat.
The comedian impersonates an orc.
Perry Gatner
: Now that the show's done, can someone run me through Scarlett Monestary?
Albert Quarksprocket
: Perry Gatner! What an act! The cantina is open all night long, so please, stay and enjoy yourselves!
评论来自
RealUnimportant
Further lines:
Hey, it's Raliq the drunk. His momma's so fat, when she flies to Blade's Edge they charge her by the pound!
So, the Blood Elves think they're one step away from ruling the world...
Twelve steps is more like it!
Is it over already? You've been great folks. Walk safely and have a good night.
评论来自
dinnerbone
Turn up your speakers for the impersonations!
评论来自
Faileas
I watched the show tonight. There's some small differences in the acts every time if the transcript below is correct. It seems that he gives a performance at 8:05pm server time. Announcements start at about 8:00pm server time. He might do performances at other times, but Adys in the first comment noted that when Perry Gatner came out when Adys saw him.
评论来自
Eleora
Perry Gatner says: My wife and I were happy for 23 years...
Perry Gatner says: And then we met!
评论来自
Lithillya
Just witnessed a show at around 8:00 AM, so apparently it's on in the morning as well as the night. To add a random note; Gotta love when Blizzard adds things such as this to bring more life to the cities.
评论来自
Silvertusk
Came on at 4:00am server time. Pretty funny fella'.
评论来自
bobjoephil
One I'm curious if one of the Alli watching can translate (Caught at the 4AM server show):
Perry Gatner says: Lo an ador lo ve lo ras Majis garde ras faergas regen va melka dana
Perry Gatner says: Just so you guys don't feel left out, all I said was how attractive the blood elves are. It loses something in the translation.
Unfortunately there is no direct common > orcish translator so I can't do the translation myself.
评论来自
147110
Perry Gatner says: The gnomes used to be a nice respectful people...
Perry Gatner says: The other day I saw one walking down the street shouting, "Once you go gnome, you never go home!"
评论来自
Satoku
Perry Gatner says: I never met a tauren I didn't like...
Perry Gatner says: To eat!
Perry Gatner says: If I knew it was going to be like this, I'd have worn my Greater Boots of Laughter.
评论来自
Tukar
"Can I get a buff? I'm dying up here!"
评论来自
november
Here is another line of his:
Perry Gatner says: So this gnome tells a tauren he's been to Molten Core.
Perry Gatner says: The tauren says, "That's a load of bull."
And the closing line he used today was:
Perry Gatner says: You've been a great audience! Have a good night!
评论来自
122439
Motion to add /heckle as a new emote.
评论来自
45715
This is just about the lamest "comedian" ever..
评论来自
52224
Finally, I have found a real use for snowballs.
评论来自
Wildhorn
There is one about the drunk ogre's momma being so fat that dragons wont eat her... because they would not know where to put the leftover.
评论来自
344579
I heard this guy once last summer, his jokes were so lame that even I(Tauren druid) got ashamed and /cry at all of his jokes.
This guy sux!Put him on SW's inn or somewhere else that horde will never remember to visit.
评论来自
325248
only thing coming up when searching for "Perry"
评论来自
282300
Nobody likes Perry Gatner.
评论来自
Thottbot
He does a standup show at World's End Tavern, dunno how often. I was there around 20.10.
评论来自
Thottbot
Here's the act:
Albert Quarksprocket says:
Thank you all for coming tonight. Now put your hands together to welcome Shattrath's best, Perry Gatner!
Perry Gatner says:
What a good looking crowd. The dwarven women even shaved.
Perry Gatner says:
Have you ever noticed that all those cute, orc kids look the same?
Perry Gatner says:
It's too bad they don't stay cute. There must be some right of passage in the Barrens called, "Climb ugly tree and fall out."
Haris Pilton says:
That joke's hot.
Perry Gatner says:
Last week I was in Goldshire. Have you been there?
Perry Gatner says:
That town's so small, I asked a kid to draw me a map. He drew it on the back of a Defias Wanted poster...
Perry Gatner says:
to scale!
Perry Gatner says:
Impersonation time! I call this, "The Silly Tauren."
The comedian clears his throat.
The comedian impersonates a tauren. (Tauren Male /silly)
Perry Gatner says:
Here's a good one, why do watermelons have water in them?
Perry Gatner says:
Because they are planted in the spring!
Perry Gatner says:
What's the deal with women? I mean they are always like...
The comedian clears his throat.
The comedian impersonates a human female. (Human Female /silly)
Perry Gatner says:
And then gnomes are even worse! They are always saying stuff like...
The comedian clears his throat.
The comedian impersonates a gnome. (Gnome Male /silly)
Perry Gatner says:
How many kobolds does it take to change a lantern wick?
Perry Gatner says:
You no take candle!
Perry Gatner says:
Hey, it's Raliq the drunk... His momma's so fat, when she flies to Blade's Edge they charged her by the pound!
Perry Gatner says:
What do you call a broken boomerang?
Perry Gatner says:
A stick!
Perry Gatner says:
I love blood elf women. Especially when they say stuff like this...
The comedian clears his throat.
The comedian impersonates a blood elf. (Blood Elf Female /silly)
Perry Gatner says:
How desperate do you have to be for allies that you recruit your livestock?
Perry Gatner says:
I own a dog, but I'm not giving him a sword.
Haris Pilton says:
I, like, so don't get it...
Perry Gatner says:
One last impersonation. It's tough, but let's see if you can guess who it is...
The comedian clears his throat.
The comedian impersonates an orc. (Peon Orc /silly)
Perry Gatner says:
Now that the show's done, can someone run me through Scarlett Monestary?
Albert Quarksprocket says:
Perry Gatner! What an act! The cantina is open all night long, so please, stay and enjoy yourselves!
评论来自
Thottbot
The act changes it seems.. I got the following Reliq's momma joke.
His momma's so fat she didn't only make the front cover of Ogre Today...
She made the back cover too!
He also said:
What time is it when an Elekk sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Apparently my reputation with you people is hostile.
He said something in orcish too which I couldn't see...
评论来自
Thottbot
i would like to know when exactly this "event" occurs, was around 20.00 servetime when i saw the shout in shattrath claming there was a sort of show at the tavern
评论来自
Thottbot
It was 8:09pm server time on a monday when I seen him start his act. (kind of an odd time to schedule it as but whatever.)
The jokes he uses seem to be all randomized, so it'll be different every time you go.
Also, I'm pretty sure it was just a coincidence, but the guy yelling out the even happened just moments after the quest from killing Kael'thas Sunstrider was turned in by someone.
He is at World's End Tavern in Shattrath.
If you don't know where that's at, coords are 76, 31
评论来自
Thottbot
Haha..... weird it was 8:09is on my server too.... (Skywall)
yeah kina wierd time to start
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