THESE LEGGINGS HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE!

I was skeptical, because of course they are called leggings, which is normally NOT very manly, but these are MANLY leggings, which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth every copper I paid by itself, but once I tried them on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the leggings would properly cover my manly girth, I strode into the auction house in Ogrimmar with the leggings on and was immediately approached by several female players. These women knew from the leggings that I, like a dominant male, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'get my manly on' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them gold or something. I told them no, because they didn't have enough swag, and frankly a man with manly leggings shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I queued up for LFR Throne of Thunder, once inside, mounted my repair mammoth (perhaps the most manly mount there is!) sitting side saddle so that the manliness of the leggings would show. While I was barely pulling any dps killing some trash, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing in my headphones on vent. I turned to see a very homely tauren female standing there. She told me she liked the dominant nature of my leggings, I told her I wanted to dominate her like an animal would. She offered me a Potion of Tol'vir, and I promptly pulled nearly 50K dps on the trash serpents just before Jin'Rokh. Thank you Very Manly Leggings.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, is impossibly manly, attracts women
Cons: The word "leggings" takes away from Manly (should have had "bloody" or "killing" or some other testosterone infused word included), cannot see leggings very well while mounted, leggings have been better if they glowed in the dark.

評論來自 Aliandrin

Presumably they're manly because you can use them to wear the Firewool Regalia set without having to wear a dress.

評論來自 Tildy

Has anybody else noticed that the design near the crotch region of these pants are, um, let's say appropriate for the item's name?

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『非常男人』護腿

物品等級：15
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腿部	布甲

4護甲
+4 智力
+6 耐力
+3 致命一擊
+5 加速
耐久: 100 / 100

需要等級 31

售價: 1 18 60

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該物品屬於以下塑形套裝中的一件： Firewool Regalia (Recolor)

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