How conversations with NPCs really go

Сообщение от Sandos

: Hi.
: Ah, I've been expecting you.
: ...Riiiiight. I want to sell this usele- err, amazing plate chestpiece. Don't mind the frosty edges.
: *vaguely from a distance* YOUR GOLD IS WELCOME HERE!
: Shut up, blood elf. I'm not buying anything, I'm selling my, err.. valuables. *smirks*
: Time is money, friend!
: I know, and you fellas are wasting it. Hey, steakhead, what's your offer?
: The winds guide you.
: This is unbelievable. Let me guide you. Into your demise if you don't show me some coinage, that is.
: Stay away from the voodoo.
: Hey, I'm a warrior, okay? I don't use spells. No shadow stuff, no holy curiosities and certainly no voodoo! I obliterate people with my axe!
: Are you challenging me?
: FOR GOD'S SAKE, I'm just trying to sell some armor!
: Ah, I've been expecting you.
: You already said that, you brainless cow. Screw it. I'm leaving.
: Walk with the Earthmother.
: Shut up.

: Bur

Сообщение от Sagramor

Lol.

Сообщение от Interest

Yes! So true!

Сообщение от mudfish

I like turtles.

Сообщение от Banehallow

Rolf!

no mistype