1 is the number of WoW accounts I got.

966 is the number of posts in this thread...supposedly.

967 is the number of women Wilt Chamberlain slept with every weekend.

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971 has chortles.

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974 is NOT a score obtainable on the SATs.

975 is only 25 from 1000.

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^ win

979 is the number of locked topics on patch day :D

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981 is unimportant.

982, for some reason, hits a bus route entry before Wikipedia on its hit list for Google.