Inside this puny container of flammable wood pulp, you will find a most delectable treat fit for a lord (of fire).
I've issued a command to my executors and minions that they should send you this box of circular confections to remind you of my impending domination of the Nexus. I expect you'll redeem the code found within to mercilessly inflict our will upon your enemies.
As for what to do with the breakfast treats: if you find yourself awakened too soon, prepare a bowl of Ragnar'Os for a powerful pick-me-up with the fiery Molten Core that mortals crave. Grab a spoon, or a lava dredger
, and taste the flames of Sulfuron.
The summoning ritual is nearly complete, Heroes. Be sure to share this box and its contents with your "Social Meteor" followers to prepare them for my imminent arrival.