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Camel vs. Human : NYC Drift!
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Random0098
What would win in a race from one side of the big apple to the other - A camel wearing nothing but his fur, or a human wearing nothing but jogging clothes?
Post by
Queggy
Human, he would hop in a taxi and zoom away. The camel would get run over.
Post by
Random0098
I dont know.. the taxi might get stuck in traffic. And what creates traffic better than a camel trotting down the city streets?
Post by
Queggy
Then the Human would hop in a helicopter and fly away!
Post by
Random0098
But the crazy helicopter he found is full of baby camels who keep biting him, so he can't steer properly. He has to set it down. What does he do then?
Post by
Queggy
Whip out a tranquilizer gun and put them all to sleep. Then he jumps onto a para-!@#$%^ found conveniently on top of the building where he is at and glide all the way across to the other side.
What the carp! The word "G-L-I-D-E-R" is blocked out?
Post by
Jaspirac
It will be a tie. Man will ride camel to the other side avoiding traffic.
Post by
Skyfire
What the carp! The word "G-L-I-D-E-R" is blocked out?
Wow-gli-der
Post by
Queggy
What the carp! The word "G-L-I-D-E-R" is blocked out?
Wow-gli-der
Ahhh . . .
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