Look at me, now look at my horse, now look back at me, are I not the most impressive battler of pets that you have ever seen?
Look now at my compatriot over there. Is he on a horse? Of course not! Is his hat made of fireworks? Not in a million years! Everything about me is more impressive, from my coat color to my last name, which I made myself.
Dare you step up to the might of Christoph Willikens Dennis Ragnaros VonFeasel the First?
I can see you trembling!