Beitrag von Toldry
i got two
The llama songhere's a llama
there's a llama
and another little lamma
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama
llama
duck
llama llama
cheescake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck
i was once a treehouse
i lived in a
cake lie
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but i told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail
did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on a llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck
half a llama
twice a llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama llama
duck
is that how it's cold now?
is it also old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck
explanation:
just a random song about llamas
and
Still AliveThis was a triumph
I’m making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS
It’s hard to overstate
my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
I’m not even angry
I’m being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we’re out of beta, we’re releasing on time
So I’m glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I’d prefer to stay inside
Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance
Anyway this cake is great
It’s so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking when there’s science to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I’m not you
I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive
And believe me I am still alive
I’m doing science and I’m still alive
I feel fantastic and I’m still alive
And while you’re dying I’ll be still alive
And when you’re dead I will be still alive
Still alive
Still alive
explanation:
in a game called Portal
a robot lady runs you on some tests
as if you were a lab rat
for a gun
that makes portals
she promises cake for when you end all the tests
but there is no cake
only a flaming doom
but you manage to escape the fire using your portal gun
and kill her
by using the gun
so the missiles she shoots at you actually hits her
and the explosions make her be torn to peaces
you put each peace in the lava hole thingie
instead of yourself
also note that in one of the tests you use a cube
a companion cube
that has a heart in each of his borders
pink hearts
there is also the
kitty cat songit aint that good, but its gigglable ( i hopethat is a word)
PS. sorry, i couldnt get any better link for the song
explanation:
its a kitty cat.
MAKE ME LAUGH! ( did i spell that right?)
Edit: why do you care?