200 things you don't want to hear from your healer

Сообщение от bratta

"Oh by the way guys, I'm Feral specced. But I can heal you all day."

If all day = 5 seconds. This actually happened in a recent for-fun raid on Ony.

Сообщение от emanueldotcom

"heal me!!!"

i don't think i'd like my healear to say that.

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Сообщение от KT07

When he doesn't say anything at all...

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Сообщение от Arador

Meh, I've found that people who made it to 70, are heal specced, are willing to heal, and possibly even enjoy doing so are usually good healers. I'd say I've run into far more people who are terrible at tanking or at DPS than at healing.

That said I've run with a priest before who was OOM every. single. pull. because he was spamming prayer of healing even if only the tank was taking damage.

Сообщение от Coww

"Sorry, I ran out of bandages. Someone else needs to heal."

Hahaha

Сообщение от Kinitri

Anything the healer says means he isn't healing. So anything is something I don't want to hear.

Сообщение от Punchline

"AFK"

Сообщение от pelf

That said I've run with a priest before who was OOM every. single. pull. because he was spamming prayer of healing even if only the tank was taking damage.
I've blown through 100 durability percents in about 40 minutes in a group like that :|.

Me, in Heroic SV, with 0 pts in Holy and in my healing gear.
I absolutely love not telling people my spec (either my shadow priest or my feral druid), throwing on healing gear and then successfully healing an instance. The most satisfying part is going Shadowform at the end or shifting to cat and giving everyone LotP.

Some very interesting reactions to be had there :).

Сообщение от skribs

Both of these from the same healer...
"Sorry, fell alseep and my head hit the arrow key" (after randomly running past about 7 groups of mobs and aggroing them all).
"Sorry, I was looking up porn" (after going afk for a fight).

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Сообщение от TheOnyx

"Sorry, I ran out of bandages. Someone else needs to heal."

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200 things you don't want to hear from your healer

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