200 stupidest things said in an instance...

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Сообщение от Shinshiva

They can tank for a total of 10 seconds. If that.

i repeat: ROGUES ON ANTONIDAS HAVE MAIN TANKED BOSSES IN ULDUAR

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Сообщение от windstrum

Although not the stupidest thing said in an instance, this one just about melted my brain.

I was poking around LFG for another dps for a run when I see "LF 4 healers - HoS HC". Now, I thought it was a typo at first, so I ignored it. He kept spamming it though, so he'd either typo'd his macro without noticing, or he really did mean it.

Now, I loathe HoS, the whole place is just horrible, and that Tribunal makes me want to /wrists. But I've done it a whole bunch of times and can't think of a single reason you'd need 4 healers for it, so I /w the guy (druid) and ask him why he needs 4 healers.

Guy: wtf do you care, you're a hunter and you're not even 80.
Me: This is an alt. I was just curious, and thought it might have been a typo.
Guy: haha yeah, alt. bet you've got 3 80s all Naxx 25 geared, right? lolol
Me: OK, fine.

I carry on prodding people in LFG and forgot about the guy spamming for 4 healers. Few minutes later I get this:

Guy: ok noob, I'm gonna do you a favour. When you get to HoS (that's HALLS OF STONE in STORMPEAKS, k?) on HEROIC mode, you NEED 4 healers for a fight called the TRIBUNAL. It CANNOT be done with less than 4 healers, and druid tank is best because they can heal too.
Me: OK, but if everyone's healing who is dpsing?
Guy: ****ING HUNTERS! All they care about is DPS FFS! I'm done with you noob!
Me: Sorry, I was just curious

0.0

Sure, sometimes it's nice if your Spriest or Boomkin are willing to drop a few HoTs through that one, but I didn't think it was that bad...

This is gold!

I actually think he planned to heal through the entire timed event, without killing any of the adds...

This would be epic to see.

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Сообщение от dhampir1989

They can tank for a total of 10 seconds. If that.

i repeat: ROGUES ON ANTONIDAS HAVE MAIN TANKED BOSSES IN ULDUARI'm not doubting they have. I'm doubting how long they can tank.
the entire fight.

I don't doubt the class tanking. I do however doubt they've tanked entire bosses in Uld. Also, which mode? Stats? Gear? These things matter.

Heres a link to the MS tanking trick from 2.3/4, I imagine it works on the same principle.

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Сообщение от anywherenotes

Ok. a few things. I asked for stats/gear/mode. Not name. another thing, since when did rogues have a "Tank spec"?
A legit, plausible GOOD tank spec.

Gives a whole new meaning to 'bring the player not the class', eh?

The gear he has on seems to provide crit immunity, but he's only 22k hp or so, even raid buffed must be under 30k. 28% dodge and 8% parry isn't too shabby I suppose.

Still I don't see why a regular tank isn't better suited for the role. Unless it's done for fun. I sure would love to see a rogue tank (not on video, but in my raid).
Must require a lot of MD's to keep agro on him, I dont' think rogues get high threat from normal abilities.

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Сообщение от Vladtear

I know that rogues, warlocks and ench shammies can tank, but its much easier to stick to the tanking classes made for tanking:
Dk, drood, warrior, pala!

On topic:

Healer: Stop using lifetap. I can´t heal you!
Me: ? How am i supposed to get mana ?
Healer: ´LoL! Get more mp5
Me: ...
Healer: OOM

Сообщение от pezz

The hypocrisy there is pretty hilarious, and the fact that the healer needed you to stop lifetapping to keep up is as well, but to be fair if an (undergeared) healer ever says to a warlock 'I'm having a hell of a time healing as it is, try to ease up on the lifetaps' you ease up on the lifetaps.

Сообщение от Bladeslicer24

So I am in Dalaran, I am In Mostly Naxx 25 man gear with a few pieces from Ulduar 25 man, looking for a group for 25 man Vault of Archavon. Found a group to go got into the raid and notice that there are SEVERAL, not just one or two but several people in the raid who are still waering Level 72-76 Greens and Blues, so it goes down like this with the raid leader and I:

Me: Hey you realize you have A tank and about 5 people who are NOT geared enough to do this right?

RL:What do you mean?

Me: I mean you have guys in blues and greens from level up from level 72 and up.

RL: Oh i know they are in my guild we are trying to gear them up so we can run NAXX 10 Man...

Me: Ok why would you run 25 man VoA with these guys before taking them through some heroics or even Naxx 10 first?

RL: cause i want them geared up so we can do the heroics and Naxx 10 man.

Me: Well GL with all that..... /Leave

About 10 minutes later a buddy whispers me saying that they wiped 4 times already on the trash mobs......

The sad part is the guild they are in is named <Succesful Failure> Go figure that should have been my first clue to jump before this pursued lol..

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Сообщение от Rankkor

what's the most stupid thing I've ever heard on an instace?

Me and a guildie, back when we were lvl 60.... something, our guild did a ran to an old pre-bc raid (Molten Core), since we're lowbies and can benefit from the gear, we get invited.

we get to the bosses and the guildie says "OMG WTF......... the boss is lvl ?, how are we gunna kill a lvl ? this is gonna fail......... why the F%&$ the mobs are 60 but boss is ? "

he was new, had no idea what's the main diference from raid to instance, so, we dind't made fun of him, and calmly explained that bosses in raids are all lvl ? but still doable, that he has nothing to worry about.

we finsih MC, both the newbie guildie and me got nice gear. everything is good again in the world.

the total jewel of the crown came when (quite a while later) me and the guildie are 80 now. and again the guild does a run to MC to get achievement+gear for lowbies, me and the guildie go again, and well............. this is what the guildie said when he saw the bosses "WTF? I'm F%&ing lvl 80, why the (more curses) is the boss still lvl ? this game is so messed up, blizz got to fix that glitch, I want to see their lvls! !"

(me) /facepalm

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