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Quickcharge Experiments Batteries Not Included Your First Charge is Free! The Quickcharge Contract Recharging Rustbolt

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Comment by Lilyoptra

She is at Rustbolt, 70.7 38.5, for this quest. After doing the contract, you are given Recharging Rustbolt. Per a comment there, Honored is required for these quests (which I had just hit).

Comment by Jarkeler

This quest has you swear an oath that you agree, in full, to possibly die in the name of SCIENCE!

I am currently re-evaluating my career choice as an adventurer-turned-test-subject.

Comment by Sipder2

My dialogs selected: https://youtu.be/zdGY5HXKc9E

I'm ready to test the NRG-100.
I'm ready to agree to your verbal contract.
What sort of functionality?
Is there any functionality that I'm not waiving claim to?
My face is up here. Pristy.
I do.

Comment by Auss

As someone who thoroughly enjoys roleplaying a Spiritual Priest, having to waver all spiritual claims - forever, is a big ole nope for me.

Comment by aoeu

Cute as ever? Hell, I'm in!

Comment by entropicdragon

Here's the full dialog tree for this quest. It's relatively long, so I've numbered the text boxes for reference. A quickest path is in bold.

• I'm ready to test the NRG - 100.

#1
<Pristy giggles.>

You are most certainly NOT ready, dear test subject!

You haven't agreed to the verbal contract yet.

• I'm ready to agree to your verbal contract. (Skips to #3)
• Why do you have a verbal contract?(Continue to #2)

#2
We simply insist that every potential test subject confirm their ability and willingness to participate in our experiments.

We believe that technology can, and will, improve the lives of every living being on Azeroth. But we also believe that living beings should choose this improvement. We will not force it on anyone who does not ask for it.

We're not wicked King Mechagon, after all!

<Pristy giggles.>

• Yes, of course... and how do I agree to the verbal contract?(Continue to #3)

#3
Wondrous, let's proceed.

This verbal contract waives all previously held, typically understood, or spiritually derived claims regarding your physical form and its current functionality.

• What sort of functionality?(Continue to #4)

#4
Specifically, you waive your claims to the following functionalities:
Respiratory,
Circulatory,
Muscular,
Reproductive,
Skeletal,
Digestive,
Both innate AND adaptive immunity,
Facial,
Structural,
General well-being,
and interminable biological life.

• Is there any functionality that I'm not waiving claim to? (Path #5a)
• What was that last one? (Path #5b)

#5a
You'll be as cute as ever. There's no waiving that one, not for you. No way.

<Pristy looks you up and down slowly.>

• My face is up here, Pristy.(Continue to #6)

#5b
Interminable biological life.

Oh, it's not as scary as it sounds. I waived mine long ago!

Are you ready to continue?

• Okay...(Continue to #6)

#6
Wondrous, let's proceed.

Do you, , hereby waive all of the claims I've previously mentioned in their entirety, for all eternity?

• I do. (Continue to #7)
• I need more time to think this over.(Skips to #8)

#7
Wondrous! Welcome to the Quickcharge team, dear test subject.

Your verbal agreement is now stored on a file here at our laboratory.

You're authorized to participate in any and all future experiments we conduct at this and any and all future locations, regardless of risk, life expectancy, or your general uneasiness at the aims or methods of said experiments.

Welcome to the future!

This ends the dialog and completes the quest.

#8
Of course, dear test subject.

Flip and I would never want you to feel pressured to participate.

Take your time. Consider the joys of your future life, when its enhanced by all of the wondrous technology we can creat.

Consider the incredible enhancements you can already see on our own bodies. The Quickcharge twins are walking testaments to the power of technology!

Let me know when you're ready to proceed.

• Okay, I'm ready to proceed.(Return to #6)
• I'll come back later.(Continue to #9)

#9
Please do, dear test subject. We'll be waiting.

This ends the dialog but the quest remains incomplete.

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The Quickcharge Contract

Agree to the Quickcharge Contract.

	Speak with Pristy Quickcharge (1)

Description

Wondrous news, dear test subject! My dear brother and I have restored 65% of the functionality of our research laboratory. We are hoping to resume our regular research schedule shortly, but require a fresh batch of brave test subjects to help us push the laws of nature and science to their limits! If you're interested, you'll just need to agree to our standard verbal contract first...

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/run print(C_QuestLog.IsQuestFlaggedCompleted(56319))