Hey pal! I'm still working on a variant of a gnomish shrinking ray, using superior GOBLIN technological advances in its construction! In an effort to avoid inconveniences for myself such as death, I'd like for you to try it out on some of the sea giants along the coast here. You should find miniaturization residue on them after you shrink them - bring me back some!
Splendifimous! Not only am I glad to see that you've returned with the residue, but also with all your major appendages intact! That is, well, there was never any danger in using the Ultra-Shrinker, now was there!
I do appreciate your effort on my behalf, <name>. Truly, you are a friend to goblins everywhere. Accept this as a token of my appreciation!