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1.	Xylem's Asylum
2.	Wasn't It Obvious?
3.	Easy is Boring
4.	Turning the Tables

Storyline
Azshara Runaway Shredder! The Captain's Logs Up a Tree Defend the Gates! Arborcide A Quota to Meet Basilisk Bashin' Stone Cold The Perfect Prism Prismbreak Refleshification Another Warm Body Hand-me-downs Military Breakthrough First Degree Mortar In The Face! Profitability Scouting Private Chat A Thousand Stories in the Sand Memories of the Dead Mystery of the Sarcen Stone Survey the Lakeshore Gunk in the Trunk Dozercism Mortar the Point To Gut a Fish Investigating the Sea Shrine The Keystone Shard Report to Twocrush Sisters of the Sea When Science Attacks Segmentation Fault: Core Dumped Nine's Plan Raptor Raptor Rocket Mysterious Azsharite A Gigantic Snack Befriending Giants Azsharite Experiment Number One The Terrible Tinkers of the Ruined Reaches Azsharite Experiment Number Two Operation Fishgut Rapid Deployment There Are Many Like It Mop Up Halo Drops Field Promotion Head of the Snake Ticker Required Handling the Goods Still Beating Heart Extermination Shore Leave Azshara Blues Friends Come In All Colors A Little Pick-me-up That's Just Rude! Absorbent Full of Hot Water Wash Out Dressed to Impress Waste of Thyme Renewable Resource Shear Will Manual Labor Trouble Under Foot The Pinnacle of Learning Watch Your Step The Trial of Fire The Trial of Frost The Trial of Shadow Xylem's Asylum Wasn't It Obvious? Easy is Boring Turning the Tables Pro-liberation Ice Cold Fade to Black Farewell, Minnow Airborne Again Where's My Head? Lightning Strike Assassination Grounded! Rigged to Blow Push the Button! Blacken the Skies Commando Drop Let Them Feast on Fear The Conquest of Azshara

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Comment by Ch3wy

This is part of a quest chain in which the player aids Kalecgos (the new blue dragon aspect) in finding Azuregos and protecting him from the black dragonflight. It spans much of the land of Azshara and is composed of many quests, several of which are completely original in their concepts.

1.)Azshara Blues
2.)Friends Come In All Colors

Helping out Ergll:
3.)A Little Pick-me-up
4.)Absorbent
---5.)Full of Hot Water
6.)That's Just Rude!

Finding Archmage Xylem:
7.)The Way to a Mage's Heart
8.)Wash Out
9.)Dressed to Impress

Helping Xylem and his Apprentices:
10.)Shear Will
11.)Waste of Thyme
12.)Renewable Resource

13.)Manual Labor
14.)Trouble Under Foot

Getting to Xylem's Trials
15.)The Pinnacle of Learning
16.)Watch Your Step

Xylem's Trials
17.)The Trial of Fire
---Achievement: Glutton for Fiery Punishment
18.)The Trial of Frost
---Achievement: Glutton for Icy Punishment
19.)The Trial of Shadow
---Achievement: Glutton for Shadowy Punishment

Finding Azuregos
20.)Xylem's Asylum
21.)Wasn't It Obvious?
22.)Easy is Boring
23.)Turning the Tables

The Final Battle
24.)Fade to Black

Comment by TimeGambit

You:
Kalecgos sent me...

Azuregos:
Kalecgos? That's your good foot forward?

Good luck with that one, buddy.

You:
No no no, you don't understand. I'm here to help.

Azuregos:
Of course you are. Here to save big blue from himself, spending all his time in the spirit world, obsessing over magical artifacts. Kalec doesn't understand, though. I've turned a new leaf.

I've met someone.

You:
Met someone? I didn't know there were any other dragons out here.

Azuregos:
A dragon? Hah! Don't be ridiculous.

You know <race>, you're awfully rude. She's standing right here!

You:
...the spirit healer?

Azuregos:
She has a name, you know. Anara. You'd do well to treat her with the respect she deserves.

How many times have she and her sisters brought you back from the grip of death itself? You're just all kinds of inconsiderate, aren't you?

You:
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude, I just...

Azuregos:
I know. I KNOW. We could never be, right? Dragon and Spirit Healer...two different worlds! Not to mention the physiological problems.

But you're wrong. We have a deeper connection than that. Anara and I, we're involved.

Besides, I kind of like it here. No adventurers to poke and prod me with no provocation.

You:
That's not what I was saying at all.

Azuregos:
Well get to it then. You're the one veering off onto all these unnecessary topics.

You:
I'm the...forget it. I'm here to warn you that the black dragonflight is here hunting you.

Azuregos:
Oh. That? Thought I hadn't noticed the scorched earth and senseless slaughter that usually give them away? I'm not THAT old.

You:
You already knew? Why don't you go stop them then?

Azuregos:
Why bother? It's not like they actually have even the slightest clue where I am. They're not going to do any harm to the already-found artifacts around here.

Anyway, one of the amusingly convenient things about evil and destruction is that they tend to just evilly destruct each other eventually.

You:
But Kalecgos is already out there trying to stop them. He needs your help.

Azuregos:
He's going after them? And he sent you to ask me for help? Was there begging? Were there tears?

<Azuregos stares off into the distance as a toothy smile creeps onto his face.>

You know, if I came to his rescue, there's no way he could ever live it down. Maybe he'd make me one of those little Sunwell girls of my very own.

No offense, Anara.

You:
You'll come then?

Azuregos:
Yeah yeah, I'll come to his rescue.

Don't you fall into his little center-of-the-world hero bit though! He just likes the attention. I swear, he thinks he's going to be the next Aspect. It's laughable.

You:
I'm going to let him know right away. Meet us at Sable Ridge.

Azuregos:
Yeah yeah. I'm on my way. Don't get your chain <armor class> panties in a bunch.

Comment by Taipan

Take the portal to the tower.
Enter the tower and behind Joanna take the portal.
Now you are dead , now you can see and talk the spirit of Azuregos.
Complete the quest now you talk to the spirit healer and rez.
You won't suffer any damage.

Comment by Balgair

So, I'm curious - as a lowbie goblin (troll/orc/whoever) who's quite clearly never been to Northrend or Sunwell Isle... how exactly do I know that this strange blue-haired human named Kalec is really a dragon called Kalecgos? Seems I know it by the time I talk to Azuregos, but I've no idea how I came by that bit of information! Unless I missed something along the chain somewhere?

Comment by 40952

You'll turn in the quest 'Wasn't it Obvious?' to Anara, the guardian spirit. She will then give you this quest, 'Easy is Boring', which must be completed while you're still a ghost. You can complete 'Easy is Boring' by speaking with the Spirit of Azuregos, who is standing to the right of Anara.

If you accidentally talk to Anara and have her restore you to life before completing 'Easy is Boring', you'll have to ascend Xylem's tower and go back through the portal in order to "die" again.

Comment by PragmaticSoul

He's the big thing that looks like a log. Right next to the spirit healer. So don't be like me, running around trying to find him.

Comment by HelloKitty

Quest name is a House reference.

Comment by 717646

The conversation is hilarious. Never would've seen the day of a full-grown dragon and a spirit healer having a relationship.

Comment by 842037

This was a pretty decent quest. It gives really good money and exp.
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Comment by 249152

Eastereggs are fine and all - but isn't the concept of an easteregg all about being subtle, and not like "in your face" in a major storyline?

Comment by cowchops

Anyone know what happens if you walk away, being dead and all. I already finished the quest, but was wondering after looking this up. Pretty hilarious responses

Comment by lukegoffkat

First off, I would like to thank all the players who come here after a quest is finished and actually post for those of us who need help. Otherwise there would be no help.

Secondly, it seem you are saying the dragon and the man are the same person. I just finished the quests and, at least up to this point, they are not. :)

Comment by Scarmist

gotta be one of my favourite quests ever.. i have new respect for this guy

Comment by raistlyn

So I've been wondering... if Azuregos is dead... where in Azshara is his body? He has to run back to it. Unless the Cataclysm ate it after he was killed. And then he has to spirit rez. I hope Anara gives him a discount on his armor repairing.

Comment by blackeyedplease

Hahaha, you're dead. Oh wait, so am I...:(

Comment by WoWGnGP

i made i playthrough of this quest if anyone wish to see how to do it :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdzC-7iLbjQ&feature=youtu.be

Comment by Nikilla42

I made a video on the whole questline + the trials for anyone who needs a guide :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe5A2fMZtgU

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Easy is Boring

Convince Azuregos to return to the world of the living and rendezvous with Kalecgos.

	Convince Azuregos to meet with Kalecgos.

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After a long search with some questionable turns, you've finally found Azuregos.

Now it's just a matter of convincing him to meet up with Kalecgos and put an end to the threat of the black dragonflight in Azshara.

Easy is Boring

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