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Comment by ChaosJackal

If you tell her that her jokes are terrible, she'll tell you to go dance with Jack Ketch. Jack Ketch is slang for executioner (or the devil), and to dance with Jack Ketch means to be hanged. So basically she tells you to go and die.

Comment by Whiterock

When you talk to her she gives you three options:
Take off yer shoes, grab a grog, and share a joke with me!

Sure, tell me a joke.
Your jokes are the best!
Your jokes are terrible!

Chossing option 1 always starts with:
Alright, batten down yer hatches, mateys. This one'll blow yer rudder off...
And ends with:
Ha, now someone get me a grog!
The jokes themselves are:

This is one of 'em brain puzzles...
What has six legs, six hands, and six eyes?
Six pirates!
Ye all know crazy Rear Admiral Giggleplanks, right?
Did ye know he once used his gnomish gizmos to combine a parrot and shark into the ultimate pirate companion?
It worked great... until it talked his ear off!
So I was gettin' me ears pierced by Pretty Boy Duncan on the Brashtide yesterday...
Ye know how he is. Always a perfectionist. Took two hours, and at the end of it I asked him how much I owed. He said...
Just a buccaneer!
I was drinkin' with a Dread Crew gunner in Booty Bay last week...
After a few drinks, he looked me in the eyes and asked how the Bloodsail got to be so great...
I raised my mug and told him we just ARRR!
So Captain Salthoof got his first ship pretty quickly, right?
I asked him how much he had to bribe the admiral with to make that happen, and he told me his secret...
He got it on sail!
So what's the deal with treasure chests nowadays? They're so expensive and shiny...
It's like we want people to find 'em! All that shiny gold edging and gem-encrusted locks...
It's like, are we storing treasure on the OUTside or the INside? Right?

Choosing option 2 she bows and says:
Spread the word. Tell 'em ol' Bad News ain't so bad afterall.
Choosing option 3 she shows rude emotion and says:
Shut yer squiffy grog hole and walk the plank, ye son of biscuit eater!

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"Bad News" Brin

This NPC can be found in The Cape of Stranglethorn .

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"Bad News" Brin says: A black spot upon ye and all yer cockroach friends!
"Bad News" Brin says: After a few drinks, he looked me in the eyes and asked how the Bloodsail got to be so great...
"Bad News" Brin says: Alright, batten down yer hatches, mateys. This one'll blow yer rudder off...
"Bad News" Brin says: Aye, then buy me a clap of thunder, would ye?
"Bad News" Brin says: Did ye know he once used his gnomish gizmos to combine a parrot and shark into the ultimate pirate companion?
"Bad News" Brin says: Go dance with Jack Ketch, and leave the jokes to the old salt.
"Bad News" Brin says: Go keelhaul yerself, ye bilge-sucking carouser.
"Bad News" Brin says: Ha! I'd like to see ye do better, scallywag!
"Bad News" Brin says: Ha, now someone get me a grog.
"Bad News" Brin says: He got it on sail!
"Bad News" Brin says: I asked him how much he had to bribe the admiral with to make that happen, and he told me his secret...
"Bad News" Brin says: I raised my mug and told him we just ARRR!
"Bad News" Brin says: I was drinkin' with a Dread Crew gunner in Booty Bay last week...
"Bad News" Brin says: I'll cleave ye to the brisket!
"Bad News" Brin says: I'll cut ye fer... Oh wait, ye liked em? Thank ye. Nobody ever says they like 'em.
"Bad News" Brin says: I've trained over countless oceans and pillages. This be authentic pirate humor!
"Bad News" Brin says: It worked great... until it talked his ear off!
"Bad News" Brin says: It's like we want people to find 'em! All that shiny gold edging and gem-encrusted locks...
"Bad News" Brin says: It's like, are we storing treasure on the OUTside or the INside? Right?
"Bad News" Brin says: Just a buccaneer!
"Bad News" Brin says: No hornswaggle? I thank ye kindly for that, friend.
"Bad News" Brin says: Six pirates!
"Bad News" Brin says: So Captain Salthoof got his first ship pretty quickly, right?
"Bad News" Brin says: So I was gettin' me ears pierced by Pretty Boy Duncan on the Brashtide yesterday...
"Bad News" Brin says: So what's the deal with treasure chests nowadays? They're so expensive and shiny...
"Bad News" Brin says: Spread the word. Tell 'em ol' Bad News ain't so bad after all.
"Bad News" Brin says: Thank ye kindly, ye old sea dog.
"Bad News" Brin says: This is one of 'em brain puzzles...
"Bad News" Brin says: What has six legs, six hands, and six eyes?
"Bad News" Brin says: Yarrr! Splice the mainbrace!
"Bad News" Brin says: Ye all know crazy Rear Admiral Giggleplanks, right?
"Bad News" Brin says: Ye know how he is. Always a perfectionist. Took two hours, and at the end of it I asked him how much I owed. He said...
"Bad News" Brin says: Yeah? Well yer face is terrible... and so is yer mother!

"Bad News" Brin

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