The Wisdom of Punchio - Goblin Monk Sage on the Dragonflight 10.0.7 PTR

Posted 2023/02/02 at 3:55 PM by Archimtiros

If you let a sucker keep their coin, now there are two fools.
Not all goblins are greedy -- but beware those who charge for advice.
If you can do it, then sell it.
Unexploited assets are just liabilities.
You can't buy wisdom, but you can buy training.
Do 100 push-ups every day, and you'll be able to defeat any foe in just one punch.
Never provide refunds.

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Comment by Bigmike0105Looks like Bobby Kotick finally got his own npcComment by AinarsongI think posting the answers behind the paywall kind of ruins the fun of this npc.Comment by IkkleThis is great.Comment by bastlerNice One Punch Man reference.Comment by ramradLooks like Bobby Kotick finally got his own npcComment by MoorningwoodTruer words have never been spoken. I vote Punchio for the next Warchief.Comment by DeathbellI'd be excited for this is monks weren't made so unplayable in recent expansions... Wahoo punchy woof though.Comment by PuppetfaceDo 100 push-ups every day, and you'll be able to defeat any for in just one punch.Comment by KellydaManI wonder if he has rules or guidelines as advice. Perhaps they could be about acquiring wealth.Comment by Momoii am excited to race change my monk to goblinComment by ToupygaI think posting the answers behind the paywall kind of ruins the fun of this npc.Comment by MykeC72I'd be excited for this is monks weren't made so unplayable in recent expansions... Wahoo punchy woof though.Comment by SapoQLxdONE PUUUUUUUUUUNCHComment by VSozonovLmao nice lines, especially the one punch lineComment by DylangrimmkellThey forgot to actually add the worgen monk NPCs not only in Stormwind, but also the worgen starting zone so you can't even progress in it.Comment by ScrotaciousGoblin monks...just about as stupid as Worgen Paladin.Comment by JokiroGoblin monks...just about as stupid as Worgen Paladin.Comment by EgreenwowGoblin monks...just about as stupid as Worgen Paladin.Comment by NagisaStreamsthis is great lolComment by JokiroGoblin monks...just about as stupid as Worgen Paladin.

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