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Doomsayers in Dalaran on the 7.3 PTR

posted 2017/07/26 at 5:08 AM by perculia

Learn more about 7.3 PTR Build 24651: Datamining Including Khadgar Raven Mount, Antorus Raid Testing, Whispers of a Frightened World, New PTR Transmog.Validated DoomsayerPocket Fel Spreader

It's not what you think.

How many of these existential disasters can one world face? Was it not recently that we were told time-traveling orcs were coming to kill us all? Were we not told that an evil ice-man from the north was sending his undead thralls after us?

What you see in the sky is nothing but an illusion. Think about it: we all know that the so-called "Cataclysm" was a conspiracy involving earthquake machines and an elaborate dragon-puppeteering device piloted by centaur and worgen. If it was so easy for the leaders of the Horde and the Alliance to fool us, it is probably the simplest thing to make us believe this new threat appeared in our sky.

The true threat to Azeroth is the same as it always was: treants. Those stupid little tree things are waiting for us to let down our guard. Right now they are massing their numbers while our greatest champions are hunting fruitlessly for this so-called "demon invasion."

Get your axes and woodchippers ready, because they are coming.Warning: Portals to Outland.

The Kirin Tor has received reports of master magi selling portals to Outland as a way to escape the Legion. Most of these "masters" are actually apprentices looking for money to pay off student loans, and their portals are highly unstable.

Be aware that these improperly crafted portals can cause many unsettling effects. Come out on the other side, and you might find your body parts rearranged. Orifices in unexpected places. Noses growing out of belly buttons. Toe-hands and finger-feet. And those are the most benign side effects to expect.

If you see anyone selling portals to Outland, please avoid them.An Emerald Dawn.

An emerald sun dawns in the vault of the heavens, but casts no shadow.

The world lifts her voice in terror, but only one can hear her cries.

From the space that is everywhere and nowhere, the crooked serpent feasts on stars.

It has no eyes to see, but it dreams of infinite endings and beginnings.

<Strange glyphs and writing in an unknown language cover the rest of the scroll.>

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Comment by RomireGee, is it that time to get another FOS?Comment by DaillemandNext xpac confirmed !
World of Warcraft : TreantsComment by serhatald"Most of these "masters" are actually apprentices looking for money to pay off student loans."

Sad to see that even in Azeroth, students are poor.Comment by iceman994"Most of these "masters" are actually apprentices looking for money to pay off student loans."

Sad to see that even in Azeroth, students are poor.Comment by ZujinARToo god.. pls dont give them Pocket Fel Spreader... i have in bank and wait to sell this.... pls its unique from pre event for fk sake ;CComment by RaukoLordagain?Comment by kodora1316I hope they give a new achievement and a new toy :D

Maybe one of those little signs you can throw down but it only says "I told you the end was nigh"Comment by iceman994I hope they give a new achievement and a new toy :D

Maybe one of those little signs you can throw down but it only says "I told you the end was nigh"Comment by NazshakI hope they give a new achievement and a new toy :D

Maybe one of those little signs you can throw down but it only says "I told you the end was nigh"Comment by KharneusPocket Fel Spreader, was a toy meant for people who played during the Legion pre-patch. It should not be obtainable after the pre-patch because it is something special.Comment by GyrosparkI hope they give a new achievement and a new toy :D

Maybe one of those little signs you can throw down but it only says "I told you the end was nigh"Comment by 00Fingers

The true threat to Azeroth is the same as it always was: treants. Those stupid little tree things are waiting for us to let down our guard. Right now they are massing their numbers while our greatest champions are hunting fruitlessly for this so-called "demon invasion."

Get your axes and woodchippers ready, because they are coming.Comment by PupsaderPocket Fel Spreader, was a toy meant for people who played during the Legion pre-patch. It should not be obtainable after the pre-patch because it is something special.Pocket Fel SpreaderFelbat PupComment by GreySage"Most of these "masters" are actually apprentices looking for money to pay off student loans."

Sad to see that even in Azeroth, students are poor.Comment by WhildThe "An Emerald Dawn" text sounds like a reference to Ysera -- will she make a comeback in 7.3?

Anyone know what the "Portals to Outland" are? Sounds like the Legion is spreading disinformation so we might not follow Khadgar -- but what's Outland got to do with it?Comment by SoCalWoWGalFinally there is a warning about Mage Portal Roulette - Ominous Pamphlet, sadly it came to late for Crusader Jorny the Deified 's unfortunate demise to be prevented.

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Anyone know what the "Portals to Outland" are? Sounds like the Legion is spreading disinformation so we might not follow Khadgar -- but what's Outland got to do with it?OutlandNORTHREND!would not be advised<snip>

Dalaran was never in Outland it used to fill the big crater that bears its name in Hillsbrad.NORTHREND!Comment by Drak90Finally there is a warning about Mage Portal Roulette - Ominous Pamphlet, sadly it came to late for Crusader Jorny the Deified 's unfortunate demise to be prevented.

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Anyone know what the "Portals to Outland" are? Sounds like the Legion is spreading disinformation so we might not follow Khadgar -- but what's Outland got to do with it?Comment by KharneusPocket Fel Spreader, was a toy meant for people who played during the Legion pre-patch. It should not be obtainable after the pre-patch because it is something special.Pocket Fel SpreaderFelbat PupComment by TeriXeriAnyone notice the Tauren is in a Mage outfit.Comment by ExaltysIf they give the pre event items again I want an Argent Dawn Tabard then!

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