Mag'har Orc Allied Race Jokes and Flirts

BFA Posted 2018/02/22 at 6:54 PM by perculia

ZandalariDark Iron Dwarf

These orcs are from AU Draenor, as they joke about the Garrison and Warchief Hellscream.

They are likely Horde as they joke about a chiropractor in Orgrimmar.

Edit: added more Mag'har Orc Civilian Dialogue. We also posted the Mag'har Orc Customization Options.Male Mag'har Orc Flirts

Is your mother a fire elemental? Because you are smokin' hot!
Care to take a walk with me in the Shadowmoonlight?
Baby, I'm gonna Blackrock your world.
You're not just good looking... you're mok'gora-gous!
My safe word is "zug-zug."
I'm a sensitive guy. Please don't break my mag'heart.
Come on a date with me, and I guarantee you'll be wearing a Black Tooth Grin.

Male Mag'har Orc Jokes

I never met Gul'dan, but I hear he was a nightmare at parties. Always trying to spike the punch bowl...
Azeroth goes through warchiefs like Draenor goes through alternate timelines.
The Laughing Skull clan booed me off the stage at the comedy club. With a name like that, you'd think they'd have a sense of humor!
Try spending a few decades trapped on a planet with fanatical draenei and see how YOU like it!
Ahhhhhh! The chiropractor in Orgrimmar has done wonders for my back.
Stay frosty, my wolves.
My favorite kind of music? Blackrock n? Roll, of course! <guitar sounds>

Female Mag'har Orc Flirts

You don't need a Dark Portal...you've already invaded my heart.
Any idea if Saurfang is single? He's got that silver fox thing going on...
A green orc gave me a candy heart that said "I fel for you." I told him he could keep his demon's blood and clobbered him with my mace.
Last person to hit on me learned what "hitting on" really means.
A Bleeding Hollow shaman just flirted with me. At least, I think he did. Either he was winking suggestively or he had just sacrificed an eye.
Just because I'm enjoying your company doesn't mean I don't also want to punch you.
Before we go any further, I need to know... How high is your pain threshold?

Female Mag'har Orc Jokes

Stay as long as ya like but remember; you break it you buy it, pal!
Hey... aren't you the one who left that abandoned garrison littering up Frostfire?
Azeroth has so many rules about who you can stab, who you can't stab...who you can punch, who you can't punch... You guys need to loosen up!
The Shattered Hand are legendary warriors, but don't ever ask one of them for a back rub. Trust me on this one... <pained sounds>
Enough of this wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... BLAH! Just let me smash stuff!
I dyed my hair green once. Warchief Hellscream was NOT amused.
You can call me uncorrupted, but I prefer to think of myself as an organic orc.
Drahnor. Draynor? Draanur. Draenor. <Sigh>. I'm just gonna say I'm from Outland.

Fun Misc Dialogue

<Hmph.> I congratulate you.
Impressive, I suppose.
Job well done.
Show a peon some love!
Pity this poor orc!
Please! I beg you!
I have brought shame upon my clan!
Throm-ka!
Lok-tar!
Well met.
I merely did my duty.
By the moons of Draenor!
Pathetic! You will fall before the Mag'har!

Mag'har Orc Civilian

It be feeding time!
ORC...SMASH!!!!!
Look pal, you're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
My hobby is killing things that bother me. Are you SURE you want to keep poking me?
Is everyone from Azeroth this annoying?
Buy more next time.
Strength and honor.
Zug-zug.
Go forth. Claim victory.
May your blades never dull.
Go with honor.
My spirit returns... to Draenor...
My battle... ends...
I die... a warrior...
Your end... will come...
You will lose... this war...
Ancestors... I come...
An... honorable... death...
You will die this day!
Death to our enemies!
For the Horde!
Fall before the Horde!
Gakarah ma!
Lok-narash!
Lok-tar ogar!

Mythic Keystone Customization

Mag'har Orc Allied Race Jokes and Flirts

Class Changes Including Retribution Paladin

Holy Light Animation

Male Vulpera Customization Options

Alpha Development Notes

New Creature Models

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Comment by Lavapocalypse"Ahhhhhh! The chiropractor in Orgrimmar has done wonders for my back."

Hope this stops theories of Mag'har orcs going Alliance.Comment by JaceDraccusSo... they're Mag'har from Draenor now? Not Outland?Comment by GrimoraSweet!

I wonder if they'll be hunched, upright, or have the option to change stance? :oComment by Nurutiki"Drahnor. Draynor? Draanur. Draenor. <Sigh>. I'm just gonna say I'm from Outland."
Same, orc, same.Comment by DecilaWell, sounds like the male at least is visiting Orgrimmar on friendly terms.

Also, even Blizzard can't decide if they're Frostwolves or Mag'harComment by Stoneheart98It points out that they're from Draenor, but says Mag'har. Or Wowhead thinks it's Mag'har. I really have no idea...Comment by DecilaWell, sounds like the male at least is visiting Orgrimmar on friendly terms.

Also, even Blizzard can't decide if they're Frostwolves or Mag'harComment by Stoneheart98"Hey... aren't you the one who left that abandoned garrison littering up Frostfire?" I'm sure this pretty much destroys all theories that they join the Alliance :)Comment by SoeroahSounds like it is Draenor, not Outland, from the Garrison joke and the "ugh, I'll just say I'm from Outland" part.

Weird they're being called Mag'har, but then that just means "uncorrupted". Probably meant more when they were the small faction on Outland as opposed to calling an entire group of them that were never corrupted that... though maybe they unified as one clan after a cabal went fel mode with Gul'dan?Comment by DecilaIt points out that they're from Draenor, but says Mag'har. Or Wowhead thinks it's Mag'har. I really have no idea...Comment by Darksword88Yes! Doctor who jokes! Timey-wimeyComment by vindurza"Azeroth goes through warchiefs like Draenor goes through alternate timelines."

ouch!

also the them joining alliance theory died with the chiropractor joke./female flirt saying they ran into saurfang so its him likely dragging them to our ranks.Comment by NurutikiWell, sounds like the male at least is visiting Orgrimmar on friendly terms.

Also, even Blizzard can't decide if they're Frostwolves or Mag'harComment by Travio"Ahhhhhh! The chiropractor in Orgrimmar has done wonders for my back."

Hope this stops theories of Mag'har orcs going Alliance.Comment by EverGuardianWhy are the flirts always straight? Add some diversity.Comment by Stoneheart98Why are the flirts always straight? Add some diversity.Comment by urielvazquez"Enough of this wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... BLAH! Just let me smash stuff!"

Out there, somewhere, the War Doctor just eyerolled.Comment by ShadowswiftOk, these are hilarious. Well done, Blizzard.Comment by TutorialBloxGuys this guy has a petition to revert the origin of this specific Allied race back to Outland, now is our chance to change it before it stays!

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/wow/topic/20761896911#1Comment by ZeroSapphireSeems like these Orcs are from the alternate timeline. Them being labeled as "Mag'har" is perhaps a way to describe the Allied race as whole, rather than individually based on the clan (could this mean they have tattoos/aesthetics that correspond to all the different Orcish clans?). Additionally, they reference green Orcs, annoyance of being neighbors to the draenei, and the Frostfire garrison so it could debunk the "brown orcs to Alliance" theory.

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