Once upon a time there was a little boy named illidan. He fell in love with tyrande but was too afraid to ask her out.So he asked his friend sargeras to teach him the perfect pickup line. Illidan with his new found confidence approached tyrande and said "oh you touch my tralala". ... That creepy vibe scared the crap out of tyrande and she chose malfurion over illidan. Rejected Illidan burnt with anger. He had one shot with tyrande and he blew it. He vowed to kill sargeras for destroying his chances with tyrande.