Wowhead: Stay away from Randomness.
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Your mother was a murloc and your father smelt of kungaloosh.Excuse me while I whip this out.I have one simple request, and that is to have murlocs with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!When the legend becomes fact, you're in Randomness.Nobody puts Wowhead in the corner.I'm just a warrior standing in front of a priest asking him to heal her.They may take our lives, but they will never take our dataz!Wowhead. Wowhead never changes.It's alive! It's alive!Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.Undead and Tauren and Trolls, oh my!Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
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wowhead, no ponies, but we do have data!wowhead, we are not that kind of Orc! No reallywowhead, keeping you away from the voodoo since 2006wowhead, in your base since 2006wowhead, your only friend on tuesday and wendesdaywowhead, in Naaru langauge, it means awesome!wowhead, we got all this, and personality too!wowhead, yes we do take candle
Wowhead: The only grind here, is from your gears turning.
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Wowhead:"It's like Google, but for WoW stuff only""It's like the official WoW forums... without the stupidity""Yeah, we know you just came for the talent calculator""Were geeks gather to prove they're normal""If you came to complain about a nerf to your class: LEAVE NOW""Because quest text are too long to read""Because not all fantasy adventurers had access to the internet"
Wowhead: Read ones go faster.
Wowhead is a female forceI wouldn`t leave Orgrimmar without WowheadWowhead, the original. Don't accept imitationsWowhead - Empowering characters since 2006Wowhead - Know more, wipe lessWowhead - Making you succes in this changing World... of WarcraftOnce Wowhead... always WowheadNothin' like a byte of Wowhead after a long, wipe-y night!Don't you wish your thottbot was hot like me?
Wowhead: GC can't touch this.Wowhead: Hosting nerd references since 2005.Wowhead: We don't have too many whelps.Wowhead: Its like Exalted with Sons of Hodir, but with databases.Wowhead: Yes, we have seen the Sword of a Thousand Truths.Wowhead: Insert WoW-referenced title here.Wowhead: CAN I HAS SUM MOAR DATAZ?
Wowhead: We've even got the Ghost that never was!(Nova Terra)
We're over 9000!