Zandalari Troll Allied Race Jokes and Flirts
07/02/2018 alle 19:19
Yesterday we covered the
Dark Iron Dwarf
flirts and jokes, and today we have an early look at the
Allied Race Jokes and Flirts.
We've covered much more datamined dialogue, including major story points in our new
Battle for Azeroth Broadcast Text
Who do you think has better lines - Zandalari or Dark Iron?
Zandalari Male Jokes
How loa can you go-a?
Ha! You call DAT a ship? DIS is a ship!
Troll healers have such an easy job. All dey ever say is "Regenerate, den call me in de morning."
Psst! Can you keep a secret? I'm not a fan of dark magic. My collection of skulls and fetishes is purely decorative. Hehe!
I don't mean to brag, but we have an entire city made of gold. Dose other trolls live in huts. HUTS!
Need to name a city? Do what we do and put "Zul" in front of a random word.
Zandalari Female Jokes
What makes de Zandalari superior? Two words: good posture.
Evolution? Pfft. If you ask me, elves are a giant step backwards.
Isle of Thunder, you say? Nope, never heard of it. Next question...
Do not feel bad. To be honest, I cannot keep all dose loa straight either.
Elves? Humans? No thanks. I cannot trust any race with dat many toes.
Orcs call dose little teeth sticking out of their mouths tusks? Dat. Is. Adorable.
Zandalari Male Flirts
De ladies call me... Zanda-licious, baby!
Other guys might put you on a pedestal, but I will put you atop a pyramid.
I am en-raptored by your eyes.
Are you casting a spell? Because I have a fetish for you.
I may stand upright, but I know how to get down.
Is Krag'wa nearby? Because I want to leap into your arms.
Zandalari Female Flirts
I am a proud woman of Zandalar. I do not date slouches.
Only an insecure troll brags about the size of his tusks.
If you liked it, then you should have put a nose ring on it.
You could say I am a double threat... hexy AND sexy!
It does not take a love potion to win me over... but it couldn't hurt your chances.
We should sail away to a deserted island and... get to know each other better.
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