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200 stupidest things said in an instance...
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tviksas
i had done an ulduar 10 grp and cleared 8 bosses.after 3days i decided to continue the raid.i found 2 tanks 3 healers and 4 dps after 1hour of searching.only 1 dps was missing and i couldnt wait any longer.A dk wispered me and asked to join.He had average gear but i didnt care that much(all the other dps were 4k+dps).Right after he joined he asked if there is a weapon he can get to upgrade his claymore of ancient power.Our dk tank told him only yogg saron can drop one and he didnt think we would make it this far.The dk started complaining and said he should better find another grp.A friend said"i suppose your gear is the best you can have except of your weapon of course".the dk said"i think i will stay ".After that we started summoning ppl and our tank siad a story about a raidleader that ninjaed a boe head at ulduar 25.the dk immediately asked for my kick(i was raid leader)because another leader ninjaed a head.Everyone told him to chill out and we continued the raid.I told the warrior tank to give me vigilance for aggro in my language (since i knew him in real life).the dk again started complaining and said that he would leave if we dont talk in english.I didnt want to ruin the raid so i told him ok.We decided to do freya first.One of our healers went afk but our tanks pulled and we wiped .The dk said"your stupid tanks cant keep aggro.let me tank"and worn his tank gear(28k hp full raid buffed).i told him that we are not going to switch tanks but he continued complaining.In order to make him stop talking i told our dk tank to wear dps gear and let the other dk tank and said to him"Ok you can tank now".His reply was "who told you i wanna tank.i dont want to tank.i dont".Everyone was laughing at him.I told eveyone to stop talking and to pull the second elder.WE left him with 30k hp and wiped.after ressing the dk asked for the dmg meter.i linked it(me 4.9k dps(warlock),ele shammy(4.1k dps),mage (3.9k dps),ench shaman(3.8 k dps),our tanks each with 1500dps and our dk with 1200dps.when i asked him what he was doing he replied"See what happens when you tell me to chill!" and left the grp.That dk is the worst played i have ever seen and ppl like him should play tetris not WoW.
cool. first post as wall of text...
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semperfi
cool. first post as wall of text...
Walls are good for many things.
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jar4677
Said to my wife, first time prot pally, in Ragefire Chasm, before she had consecrate.
"Learn to tank"
Uh, where else would you like her to learn?
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Eleazer
I have a story to regale you of that just speaks as to how bad other frost dk dps are and why people hate frost dps more than unholy and blood. I think Frost played poorly shows a larger dps loss than the any other spec when missing a rotation or not hit capped. I did 25 man OS which is such a piece of cake that I was frankly shocked. I expected at least a mag or gruul type toughness to it, nope even easier You can get hit every single time by the flame waves and not die, which absolutely saddens me as to how all the technical knowledge is taken out of the game now, no need to CC or time moves or anything for 80 percent of the boss fights, anyways I am off topic. So we enter and there are 4 DK's, Myself Frost DK DPS half epics/half heroic blues, Unholy DK tank all epics no nice gear, One Blood DK specced all over the place, and one frost DK specced 17/51/3 just like me only one problem he was in all blues and greens with BoA gear being his best gear. At this moment, I knew we were in trouble.
Needless to really go into details, but as the instance wore on we found out just how bad the other dk's were, the Unholy DK and Prot Pali who were tanking were 8th and 9th in dps and damage and we were walking through the instance, why because the top 8 were all pulling over 3k dps while those under the tank were under 2.4k dps, (how you can do that in a 25 man and not wipe I don't know, this game is getting too easy). But here is the kicker, I am sitting at number one in total damage with 7.8 percent, next guy is a mage who I am battling with for first in dps and total damage the whole instance he is doing 3.89k dps I am doing 3.81k dps lol, that's how close it is. Hurray for frost dps once again proving viable.
Here is where I got upset at the other DK's, The Blood guy who was specced so poorly I wanted to slap him, but he was doing 2.2k dps. We had 7 paladins in the group every melee physical buff you can imagine was there, and he is pulling 2.2k dps in gear equal to mine. And was 18th in dps, followed by a shadow priest in heroic blues which is okay, however here is the part you will love. Where is our frost DK DPS with BoA gear? You got it dead last, by a huge margin. Take a wild guess at his dps I dare you. Now this is in a 25 man raid with insane physical buffs, he is doing 1.007k dps and his number one dps move was Death Coil and Death and Decay followed by melee.
What irked me is he won the gear that the rest of the plate melee were going for including me. They waited to see if I would fight for the gear, but I simply mentioned how bad it was to give gear like that to a noob, and no one said anything they just paused finally the raid leader said, yeah but it is a pug. I said, "I know but when you play that badly you can't expect to get gear, but give it to him because it is a pug." There was a 1 minute long pause as I think the raid leader wanted to figure out if it was worth giving it. It was at this point someone posted the damage meters and we noticed how low his dps was. My favorite part was his response as to why he deserved the gear
Noob Frost DK - "Hey, I didn't get hit once on Blast Wave and you got hit twice. Whose the noob now?"
Me - "lol, seriously"
Noob - "You call me a noob, and you can't get out of the Blast wave"
Me - "It's easy to avoid blast wave when you don't actually hit the Boss"
Pug Raid - LOL,
Ah yes, wonderful Lolknight quotes
The gear goes to the noob and I am still frustrated at the lack of effort from most DK's that is truly astonishing. Sorry to vent here, but it's truly frustrating when you are trying to prove the viability of frost Dps and you have guys like that running around.
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Dralas
Huge wall-o-text above.
On Topic:
In a 25 man naxx, last boss in the abomination wing. I'm in my fury gear (which is half epics/half blues) but my main spec is prot. Just we have 3 tanks, why not have 1 dps during a 2 tank fight?
We wipe... and wipe some more before we decide to call it since it was late and just meet up again. In vent I can hear the RL whose about 18 I'd say and is acting way more maturely then the guy who sounded 30+.
says: Alright guys well were just going to call this for tonight, we'll meet tomorrow, I'll send out invites in the mail.
says: Can someone post the dps meters?
Yes, it was a rogue. I was out-dpsing the guy as number 7 and he was like number 9 and had better gear then me. I can't remember the numbers, but after Number 8 the dps just looked sad.
says: You really should kick out some of these noob dps'ers.
says: Dude its late, no one can really concentrate right now, so we don't need to do that since were just find some people tomorrow because its likely half of this raid won't show up tomorrow.
says: I'm wiping out half your dps, you guys really should listen to me
The rogue had died like one minute into the fight each time, I guess those dps meters were going based off of the dps you did while alive.
says: Are you kidding me? You died constantly and killed like two others with you, please don't talk.
says: lol u guys are nubs, can't even do this boss
Vent exploded with laughter after hearing that because how bad the rogue was. The guy went on a tantrum but we just kept laughing at him.
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dhampir1989
They can tank for a total of 10 seconds. If that.
I dont know about now, but rogues were tanking t6 bosses like Mother, they can get theoretical unhittability.
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skumbananer
CoT Hero, Jenkins mage whispers:
"Tonk! Stop cleving FFS!", "What? Im tanking!" "No ur not ur dpsing!" "Im holding all elite mobs, i am tanking" "UR DPSING AND STEELING MY DAMAGGE! "huh?" "NAB dunt use cleave and tunderclapz! UR tanking ffs! use taunt and comandore shut! MY JOB IS DPS! UR JOB IS TAUNT! STOP STEELING DPS NAB!L2tank!"
Was highest on recount after that run though, and even if run went smooth without wipes (didnt clear timed though), he kept calling me a nab and that i should l2tank, and claimed that we would have cleared timed if i just stopped stealing the dps.
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cheesechamp
I was a level 24 paladin in an SFK group with another paladin, level 26. We talked as the group filled, and since I always kept some kind of tanking stuff, we decided I would tank.
Anyways, after 3 pulls this paladin starts complaining that I can't generate enough aggro. I told him to please attack the target I was, and then it wouldn't be a problem. Not an unusal request imo, since he did outlevel me...
A few pulls later he starts screaming at me in party chat to "l2tank" and "keep fu*king aggro". Now I'm %^&*ed, because I see he has aggro on targets I'm not attacking, so i watch him very carefully the next pull.
Sure enough, under my observation, this idiot was TAUNTING the mobs off of me, and then $%^&*ing about me not holding aggro. Sure enough I staryed telling him off, slightly more irritated this time. "Dude, if you wern't taunting the mobs onto you, they wouldn't be on you, get it!"
This continues through the first boss, and into the courtyard. this paladin is an idiot, surely there is nothing left that he could be doing to make him lose more respect in my eyes....
Wrong, I targeted the paladin to recast whichever buff I was assigned to give him. It is then I notice the buff "Righteous Fury" under his character tab.....
I don't think it needs to be said that this person was the dumbest person I have ever met on WoW, and about 1/2way through the instance, all this time me badgering him to take off righteous fury and he refuses, he leaves group and puts me on ignore, claiming to have reported me.
Thank God I never had to talk to him again.
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