Worst Jokes ever(non-wow related)

Publication par mindthegap5

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe

They get drunk and the giraffe ends up in the corner of the room drunk.

The man gets up to leave and the barman says "you can't leave that lying there"

he says, "it's not a lion it's a giraffe"

#2

A blonde a brunette and a red head are on a desert island 20 miles from the nearest land and they're all starving.

The brunette tries to swim to the land, gets 10 miles and drowns
The red head gets 15 and drowns
The blonde gets 19 miles, gets tired and turns around and goes back.

Publication par Thror

A priest, a rabbi, and a dolphin walk into a bar.

The bartender turns to them, and says: "Oh god, another stupid joke."

Publication par 620677

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Publication par Skaarjonic

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, his drinking problem is destroying his family.

Publication par bandgeek13

A blond a brunette and a red-head are all being given the death penalty for murder, they all choose death by firing squad.

The brunette is lead out first, the executioner asks if she has any last words, she replies no. The executioner begins to give the command: "ready, aim..." but be for he can finish the brunette points behind all of them and shouts "The inmates have escaped!" They all turn to look and she makes her escape.

They continue the execution bringing out next the re-head, the executioner asks if she has any last words, she replies no. The executioner begins to give the command: "ready, aim..." but be for he can finish the red-head points behind all of them and shouts "Tornado!" They all turn to look and she makes her escape.

They decide third time is the charm and the blond shall not escape, the executioner asks if she has any last words, she replies no. The executioner begins to give the command: "ready, aim..." but be for he can finish the blond points behind all of them and shouts "Fire!"

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Publication par Dragoonman

What do you get when you cross an elephant and rhino?

Elephino...

Publication par bandgeek13

you do you get when you mix an elephant with a dragon?

A bloody mess.
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Worst Jokes ever(non-wow related)

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