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Saurfang the Chuck Norris of WoW? an some other thoughts on him.
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Coats
According to legend, Chuck Norris is Saurfang's abandoned level one bank alt.
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More Saurfang "facts."
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Post by
Jeremypwnz
I'ma list my favorite quotes from WoWWiki:
I only got through the part with the title; Abilities, attributes, and behavior.
In reality, Saurfang has already killed all of us. It's just that his attack is so powerful it creates an alternate universe where it seems that we are still alive.
Saurfang doesn't fall off Outland. Outland falls off Saurfang.
High Overlord Saurfang is immune to Rick Roll.
High Overlord Saurfang's awesomeness is OVER 9000.
High Overlord Saurfang can kite a critter.
Overlord Saurfang can skin humanoids, mine for fish, and harvest demons.
Saurfang sees you when you're sleeping. Saurfang knows when you're awake.
Likewise, Saurfang the Younger shares his father's appetite. At the Wrath Gate, Saurfang the Younger was feeling a bit peckish when Arthas appeared, wielding what appeared to Saurfang the Younger to be a sword-shaped buffet of souls, and so Saurfang the Younger allowed himself to be killed. He will emerge from Frostmourne once he has eaten his fill. He will then declare himself the new Lich King, order the Scourge to drop dead, and recruit Arthas as his scullery boy. His father will then whack him upside the head for taking so long.
Saurfang has never needed to level his weapon skill. Even if his attack misses, you will still die.
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Post by
Umega
Overlord Saurfang can skin humanoids
Elementals would be more funny.
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Slimda
Saurfang isn't that cool. His brother was far more
manly
orcish than Saurfang will ever be, considering that he is the only mortal being to ever have wounded Sargeras.
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Billa
Saurfang isn't the Chuck Norris of WoW... Chuck Norris is the Saurfang of the AFK-world.
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Kangi
I may know a few things of Saurfang the Younger, but I don't want to post a spoiler.
And Saurfang is awesome. Anybody who says something bad about him will get cleaved.
That means you, Slimda.
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Slimda
I may know a few things of Saurfang the Younger, but I don't want to post a spoiler.
And Saurfang is awesome. Anybody who says something bad about him will get cleaved.
That means you, Slimda.
His
brother
was much cooler than Saurfang will ever be. Don't burrow yourself around that fact. All Saurfang ever did, was squash some annoying bugs in silithus, and some other minor feats. Nobody, except Broxigar, willingly spit in Sageras' face and chop them with an axe. Nobody.
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Kangi
This isn't a Broxigar thread. We're talking (typing) about the amazingness that is Saurfang. He may not have as much lore as his brother, but have you ever tried to raid him in-game? There's a reason they moved Saurfang out of Orgrimmar at the same time that they implemented the achievement for killing faction leaders.
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adashiel
I much prefer the world-weary veteran that Saurfang presents himself as in Borean to the mindless Chuck Norris clone of Barrens chat. This quote alone is worth a billion cleave jokes:
I drank of the same blood your father did, Garrosh. Mannoroth's cursed venom pumped through my veins as well. I drove my weapons into the bodies and minds of my enemies. And while Grom died a glorious death - freeing us all from the blood curse - he could not wipe away the terrible memory of our past. His act could not erase the horrors we committed.
(High Overlord Saurfang pauses)
The winter after the curse was lifted, hundreds of veteran orcs like me were lost to despair. Our minds were finally free, yes ... Free to relive all of the unthinkable acts that we had performed under the Legion's influence.
(High Overlord Saurfang nods.)
I think it was the sounds of the draenei children that unnerved most of them ... You never forget ... Have you ever been to Jaggedswine Farm? When the swine are of age for the slaughter ... It's that sound. The sound of the swine being killed ... It resonates the loudest. Those are hard times for us older veterans.
Unless you've listened to his conversation with Garrosh in Warsong Hold, you really can't consider yourself a Saurfang fan.
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Ghoso
I much prefer the world-weary veteran that Saurfang presents himself as in Borean to the mindless Chuck Norris clone of Barrens chat. This quote alone is worth a billion cleave jokes:
I drank of the same blood your father did, Garrosh. Mannoroth's cursed venom pumped through my veins as well. I drove my weapons into the bodies and minds of my enemies. And while Grom died a glorious death - freeing us all from the blood curse - he could not wipe away the terrible memory of our past. His act could not erase the horrors we committed.
(High Overlord Saurfang pauses)
The winter after the curse was lifted, hundreds of veteran orcs like me were lost to despair. Our minds were finally free, yes ... Free to relive all of the unthinkable acts that we had performed under the Legion's influence.
(High Overlord Saurfang nods.)
I think it was the sounds of the draenei children that unnerved most of them ... You never forget ... Have you ever been to Jaggedswine Farm? When the swine are of age for the slaughter ... It's that sound. The sound of the swine being killed ... It resonates the loudest. Those are hard times for us older veterans.
Unless you've listened to his conversation with Garrosh in Warsong Hold, you really can't consider yourself a Saurfang fan.
i remember sitting down and reading this. like an old man speaking of vietnam.
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Post by
Billa
The Chuck Norris of WOW is Varian Wrynn
Words cannot express how much I disagree with you.
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adashiel
The Chuck Norris of WOW is Varian Wrynn
Words cannot express how much I disagree with you.
Why? Chuck Norris proudly considers himself a member of the far right. That describes Varian pretty well, doesn't it?
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