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Post by
Monday
preferring a male character to a male one
SO CONFUSED
Post by
Patty
The latter should have read "female". :/
Post by
Monday
I know. I'm just messing with you.
Post by
Patty
Rude.
Post by
Monday
I'm such a terrible person.
Post by
Patty
There! Right There!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh, please he's gay, totally gay
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate
This guy's not gay, I say not gay
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
is automatically matically fay?
But look at his quoft and crispy locks
Look at his silk translucent socks
There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.
What are we seeing?
Is he gay?
Of course he's gay.
Or European?
ohhhhhh.
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?
Well, hey don't look at me.
You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports,
They play peculiar sports,
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts,
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks,
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks,
Oh please.
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray,
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
Is he gay or European?
or
There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk,
Seen it on every guy at work,
That is a metro-hetro jerk,
That guy's not gay, I say no way!
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume
Is automatically-radically
ironically-cronically
scurtinly-curtainly
genetically-netically
GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
DAMMIT
Gay or European?
So stylish and relaxed.
Is he gay or European?
I think his chest is waxed.
But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse.
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.
Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed.
Huh.
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.
But if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on saturday.
Is he gay or European?
gay or European?
Gay or Euro-
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try.
The floor is yours.
So Mr. Argitacos...
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for...?
2 years.
And your first name again is...?
Nicos.
And your boyfriend's name is...?
Carlos.
I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend.
You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it.
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples.
I have a big announcement.
This man is Gay and European!
you've got to stop your being
a completely closet case.
No matter what he say.
I sware he never ever ever swing the other way.
You are so gay.
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret.
I'm straight!
You were not yesterday.
So if I may, I'm proud to say,
He's gay!
And European!
He's gay!
And European!
He's gay!
And European and Gay!
Fine okay I'm gay!
Hooray!
Fine. Okay. We're gay!(##RESPBREAK##)8##DELIM##sas148##DELIM##
Post by
Interest
*yawn*
Hi.
Post by
ElhonnaDS
Look I made everyone a present!
Post by
Interest
Look I made everyone a present!
And people think I'm obsessed with memes.
Post by
Morec0
Am I wrong in thinking that in Borderlands, the Vault isn't for treasure, but a prison, and thing that speaks to you in is a malevolent creature, and wants to be freed from the Vault to cause mayhem, as such things are wont to do?
NOBODY SPOIL ANYTHING I'M PLAYING IT TOO
:(
Beware upcoming spoilers...
From what I can tell; it wasn't designed to be a prison, but it was designed to hold a guardian for whatever is in there. As for the Gaurdian Angel; I don't even think she's alien, as seems to be implied by her knowledge of the Vault. I think she's just a human that tapped into the sattelite and communication systems of Pandora, as seems to be hinted at when the final cinematic zooms out of a claptrap-styled satelite.
All in all I hope you enjoy the game. I still think it's great and I'm gonna be buying Borderlands 2 when it becomes available.
Post by
Kristopher
Am I wrong in thinking that in Borderlands, the Vault isn't for treasure, but a prison, and thing that speaks to you in is a malevolent creature, and wants to be freed from the Vault to cause mayhem, as such things are wont to do?
NOBODY SPOIL ANYTHING I'M PLAYING IT TOO
:(
Beware upcoming spoilers...
From what I can tell; it wasn't designed to be a prison, but it was designed to hold a guardian for whatever is in there. As for the Gaurdian Angel; I don't even think she's alien, as seems to be implied by her knowledge of the Vault. I think she's just a human that tapped into the sattelite and communication systems of Pandora, as seems to be hinted at when the final cinematic zooms out of a claptrap-styled satelite.
All in all I hope you enjoy the game. I still think it's great and I'm gonna be buying Borderlands 2 when it becomes available.
Hmm, thanks for the info. As for B2, I'm definitely going to buy it when I get the chance to, B1 is fun as hell, and I haven't even done co-op with anyone.
Speaking of co-op, anyone interested in it sometime? Hit me up on
steam
if you are. I'm not the best (Probably because it's singleplayer and sometimes dying is fun, haha) but I think it'll be fun. Dibs on Mordecai!
Post by
MyTie
I would use the spoiler hider more often, but I don't know how
Post by
Interest
We need spoiler TABS
Post by
Adamsm
Well that was a nice two hour nap.
Post by
301983
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Interest
Beats me.
Post by
Adamsm
He probably could have bumped up one of the old ones, but the mods don't seem to mind, so guess we shouldn't either.
Post by
OverZealous
I'm really liking the Religion thread so far, actually.
Post by
yukonjack
I'm really liking the Religion thread so far, actually.
Me too, it is quite amusing.
And now for something baffling
http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity/2012/07/mysterious-goat-man-baffles-wildlife-officials-in-utah.html
Post by
Interest
That was a hard raid, apparently.
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