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Post by
Septimus
Hax, we didn't argue about rugby this year. Dogs had a terrible season any way.
Post by
Haxzor
Hax, we didn't argue about rugby this year. Dogs had a terrible season any way.
Poor Manly was f'd up by injuries and suspensions at the wrong time. That and really horrible ref calls.
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148723
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Post by
HiVolt
You awaken in a daze, unsure of your whereabouts. In looking around, you notice you're in your own BEDROOM. You have no memory of how you came to be there. The last thing you remember is getting into your CAR with your friend, JIM, and heading out to dinner; at the time, it was 6:44 PM, it is now 5:22 AM. You are completely nude, save for your LEFT SOCK, a SUEDE VEST and a BOWTIE. Before this morning, you have never owned a suede vest or a bowtie.
What do you do?
>INPUT COMMAND
Post by
Septimus
>Head to the kitchen, as you are famished.
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
>Put on Bowtie and act out a Dr. Who Episode
Post by
Septimus
I think you should actually make this a thread Volt, that is if you are willing to maintain it.
Post by
HiVolt
>Head to the kitchen, as you are famished.
You hop from your bed and rush through your BEDROOM toward the SOUTH exit. You LEAVE your BEDROOM and ENTER the LIVING ROOM. You continue through the living room to the SOUTH exit. You LEAVE the LIVING ROOM and ENTER the KITCHEN. Your stomach growls as you enter the room. A distinct smell of CINNAMON ROLLS fills your nostrils.
+5 Hunger
-5 Vitality
>Put on Bowtie and act out a Dr. Who Episode
You EQUIP your BOWTIE. You feel distinguished and handsome.
+5 Self-Assurance
After equipping your BOWTIE, you begin to act out your favorite episode of Dr. Who. As you begin the first lines of the scene, your stomach rumbles once more, reminding you that, despite your talent, you are still extremely hungry.
-2 Self-Assurance
What do you do?
>INPUT COMMAND
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzQYPdg95BA
just because
Post by
Adamsm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzQYPdg95BA
just because
Least it wasn't pingas.
Post by
Septimus
>You see a newspaper on the table, pick it up and read it.
Post by
148723
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Post by
Monday
Night everyone.
Summary of my day: General Conference today (LDS). It was really uplifting.
Post by
Haxzor
sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Post by
HiVolt
>You see a newspaper on the table, pick it up and read it.
You look over to your kitchen table and spy a NEWSPAPER. You pick it up and flip through the pages. You are surprised by many of the headlines.
"Ancient Reptilian Humanoid Fossils Discovered Beneath the Surface of New Plymouth"
,
"Plot to Overthrow New World Order Fails! Celebrations Planned at Every Local Reeducation Center"
,
"Robo-Lieberman Wins Reelection!"
- Clearly, there was something off about this world. You take a look at the date: February 32, 2453.
>Burn newspaper.
Your mind boggles at the discovery you've just made.
-10 Wit
In a fit of rage, you wish nothing but destruction upon the confounding NEWSPAPER and decide to light it on fire. You attempt to create a friction-induced flame by rubbing your hands together as quickly as you can manage. After five minutes of furious hand-rubbing with no flame, you begin to think you'd have better results if you had a LIGHTER.
-5 Wit
What do you do?
>INPUT COMMAND
Post by
Anmity
> Look for food.
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124027
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Post by
Interest
What the hell is this?
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124027
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Post by
Septimus
Forum Game invading dah RB.
But 'tis funny
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