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HiVolt
>Head to the kitchen, as you are famished.
You hop from your bed and rush through your BEDROOM toward the SOUTH exit. You LEAVE your BEDROOM and ENTER the LIVING ROOM. You continue through the living room to the SOUTH exit. You LEAVE the LIVING ROOM and ENTER the KITCHEN. Your stomach growls as you enter the room. A distinct smell of CINNAMON ROLLS fills your nostrils.
+5 Hunger
-5 Vitality
>Put on Bowtie and act out a Dr. Who Episode
You EQUIP your BOWTIE. You feel distinguished and handsome.
+5 Self-Assurance
After equipping your BOWTIE, you begin to act out your favorite episode of Dr. Who. As you begin the first lines of the scene, your stomach rumbles once more, reminding you that, despite your talent, you are still extremely hungry.
-2 Self-Assurance
What do you do?
>INPUT COMMAND
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Hyperspacerebel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzQYPdg95BA
just because
Post by
Adamsm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzQYPdg95BA
just because
Least it wasn't pingas.
Post by
Septimus
>You see a newspaper on the table, pick it up and read it.
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Monday
Night everyone.
Summary of my day: General Conference today (LDS). It was really uplifting.
Post by
Haxzor
sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Post by
HiVolt
>You see a newspaper on the table, pick it up and read it.
You look over to your kitchen table and spy a NEWSPAPER. You pick it up and flip through the pages. You are surprised by many of the headlines.
"Ancient Reptilian Humanoid Fossils Discovered Beneath the Surface of New Plymouth"
,
"Plot to Overthrow New World Order Fails! Celebrations Planned at Every Local Reeducation Center"
,
"Robo-Lieberman Wins Reelection!"
- Clearly, there was something off about this world. You take a look at the date: February 32, 2453.
>Burn newspaper.
Your mind boggles at the discovery you've just made.
-10 Wit
In a fit of rage, you wish nothing but destruction upon the confounding NEWSPAPER and decide to light it on fire. You attempt to create a friction-induced flame by rubbing your hands together as quickly as you can manage. After five minutes of furious hand-rubbing with no flame, you begin to think you'd have better results if you had a LIGHTER.
-5 Wit
What do you do?
>INPUT COMMAND
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Interest
What the hell is this?
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Post by
Septimus
Forum Game invading dah RB.
But 'tis funny
Post by
HiVolt
> Look for food.
You snap back to attention as your stomach growls loudly again.
+10 Hunger
-10 Vitality
You stash the NEWSPAPER in your INVENTORY. You SEARCH the room for FOOD.
Among the various things lying around the KITCHEN, you see:
CINNAMON ROLL (7)
SWEET TEA (2)
SANITIZATION CREAM (5)
MEDIKIT (1)
HYPERFLAME CHAMBER
HYPERFREEZE CHAMBER
COMESTIBLE MATERIAL GENERATOR
What do you do?
>INPUT COMMAND
Post by
Septimus
> Read the manual on the food genertaor and make yourself a hearty breakfast.
Post by
HiVolt
> Read the manual on the food genertaor and make yourself a hearty breakfast.
You walk over to the COMESTIBLE MATERIAL GENERATOR and look around for a manual. The front interface of the machine reveals two buttons- one labeled "ORDER" and the other labeled "GENERATE", and a small screen. On the right side, there is a small handle that opens the front port of the machine. You look around for a manual and see nothing resembling one, making you lose hope.
-2 Self-Assurance
+2 Hunger
-2 Vitality
What do you do?
>INPUT COMMAND
Post by
Septimus
>Give up on food for the moment and return to your bedroom to find clothes. It's a bit chilly now.
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HiVolt
>Give up on food for the moment and return to your bedroom to find clothes. It's a bit chilly now.
Though your hunger is in dire need of quenching, and there are fresh CINNAMON ROLLS within reaching distance, you decide to turn NORTH and run back toward your BEDROOM. You EXIT the KITCHEN and ENTER the LIVING ROOM. You continue NORTH, EXIT the LIVING ROOM and ENTER your BEDROOM.
You have become quite chilled in the last few minutes and think it a good idea to put on some proper attire. You SEARCH your ULTRACONTAINER for some CLOTHES.
Among the various things in your ULTRACONTAINER, you find:
HANDI-COM IX
BOWTIE CASE
SUEDE PANTS
RIGHT SOCK
NANOFLUX TIMEWARP GENERATOR
NOTE FROM JIM
TIME-WORN JOURNAL
FANCY SHOES
> Look for a television, and turn it on.
You suddenly forget what you were looking for... Was it SHOE POLISH? DANDELIONS? In trying to remember, you decide the TELEVISION will probably be your best bet at jogging your memory.
-5 Wit
-1 Self-Assurance
You SEARCH your BEDROOM for a TELEVISION.
Among the various things in the room, you find:
CINEVIEW 5000
SUEDE SHOES
SUEDE JACKET
SILK SHIRT
MASTERGAME 4
FANCY HAT
PULSE-LASER CARBINE
PULSE-LASER AMMO (100)
COMFY CHAIR
COMFY BED
PILLOW
BLANKET
ULTRACONTAINER
You walk over to the CINEVIEW 5000 and attempt to turn it on by randomly pressing the buttons running down its right side.
It turns on, revealing what looks to be some sort of alien speaking to some other sort of alien in a language you cannot begin to comprehend.
-10 Wit
What do you do?
>INPUT COMMAND
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