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aww hell naw
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The Tale of Toldry the Orca
Toldry the orca, so suave and so cool,
Too awesome to be held at home or at school.
He's drinkin' that bubbly; He's living it up.
He's out in the ocean eating sea lion pups! (WATCH OUT)
I know you women might be saying, "Toldry, you're so great!
How may I go about asking you out on a date?"
He'll say, "Killa' whale, please, that isn't even a question.
To be with me you gotta have 'Girl 12' as your profession."
Notice the scar near Toldry's blowhole.
He got that from a knife-fight he had with Han Solo.
The calluses on his fins are simply stupid to mock;
He got them in his victorious 'organ-off' with Bach.
And every single time he hears a singing chorus,
He's reminded of the killing blow he dealt to Chuck Norris.
HE TOOK ALL THE ELEMENTS FROM AVATAR AANG
AND USED THEM TO REFLECT THE CLEAVE OF HIGH OVERLORD SAURFANG
.
If you think he's ruler of the world, you'd be completely wrong.
He's playing his organ whimsically, learning his new
song
.
His posts go twenty times the speed of freaking light.
He'll beat my post in the Recycle Bin any day or night.
He's quicker than a cheetah. His posts aren't even edited.
Heck, he was crankin' dat before Soulja Boy invented it.
So now you know the story of Toldry and his glory.
At least, assuming he doesn't post something before me.
PEACE.
I'm reintroducing Cheezy's awesome poem because it deserves to be on page 3000 as well as 2997
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Toldry
19+1!=21
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Dhazy
Page 3000?
Man.
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Adamsm
This is not page 3000?
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Patty
I believe the
horrors
are justifiable.
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Toldry
TWO PLUES TWO EQUALS
<BZZT>
...
...
...
ten
<BBTTTKKHHH>
IN BASE FOUR,
I'M FINE!
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