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Adamsm
I has nothing to say, but feel like posting anyways.
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107106
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Post by
Adamsm
Heh, pretty much... fine something to say:
All those TV 'doctors' $%^& me off; between Phil and his show being little better then Jerry, to 'Dr' Oz who's apparently a master of everything and anything, to the actual Doctor's show... just makes me sigh and shake my head; they don't do it to help people, they do it to make money and be stuck up arrogant butts.
Post by
Dhazy
Oprah Winfrey.
EVERYBODY IN THE AUDIENCE. GETS. FREE. iPADS!
Post by
Adamsm
Oprah Winfrey.
EVERYBODY IN THE AUDIENCE. GETS. FREE. iPADS!
Heh, I don't really like Oprah either; I get she does good things... but she could do so much more.
Post by
Adamsm
Heh, pretty cool.
Post by
Interest
Ew....
MSN video.
Post by
cheezedood21
Going through some old stoof from my old school back in 6th grade, I stumbled upon a few things. :)
One of them: (I did not edit this)
The Civil-ware War
In the Silverware Base of the Fork Nation, General Spikes was just about to unveil his grand plan to the royal council. They were planning on doing a full scale invasion on the Spoon Army. However, the Spoon Army's super secret spy Agent Spork overheard their meeting and reported it immediately to the S.H.I.N.Y. base. (Secret Headquarters Isolated Near Yogurt) Agent Spork was the kind of guy who could handle anything. He is a master of disguise and knows exactly how to get out of any situation.
The war between forks and spoons has been carried out throughout the centuries. The Fork Army has captured many innocent people and has sent them in for questioning and are being put in jail cells. The Spoon Army has tried their best to return the innocent people back to where they came from.
General Metalmouth, the leader of Sector 3, was captured last week by the Fork Nation and is in need of rescue. Lieutenant Silver needs an agent that is willing to risk his life for the life of another. We begin our story with Agent Spork walking toward the Lieutenant's office.
"Is someone in need of an agent?" said Agent Spork as he walked in the Lieutenant's office. "Ah. Agent Spork I presume?" said Silver. "The one and only." replied Spork.
"I have sent for you because of a very dangerous mission."
"Let me guess. Save some guy, blgh,blah, blah. Beat the bad guy, blah, blah, blah."
"This guy
is General Metalmouth, a very important man in this war, and you are probably going to have to defeat an entire fleet, unless of course, you are sneaky enough to get in and out of the entire base without being detected."
"Not a problem."
Agent Spork was off to the Fork Nation located in the secret area behind the microwave. Spork knew many things about the Fork Nation because he has been undercover for the past 5 months, so he knew all the secret passages and hallways. He approached the base and took much caution. Spork was a tall man who had edges on the top of his head which he did himself to disguise himself as a fork. It was 12 o'fork and it was a dark day (The light was turned off). Every step he took seemed to ring in his ears. Spork pulled a secret handle under the microwave. It pulled up a door that led to a long hallway. He entered the long hallway and lit a match which was bigger than him. After walking down the hallway for about 5 minutes, Spork spotted 2 jail cells. One of them was empty, well, there were rusted spoons in chains. The other cell had one country spoon playing the harmonica. Agent Spork took his toothpick and pried open the jail cell door. "Thank y'all! I've been 'side that jail cell fer 3 months now. I'm mighty glad y'all come to get me outta here. Let me introduce myself. My name is Dip."
"Pleasure meeting you sir."
"I tell you what. For saving me, I"ll show you where the other jail cells are."
"Thank you. I'm looking for a man named General Metalmouth. Have you seen him?"
"You mean the man with that funny hat? He is right over yonder. Go up the hallway and it'll be your 3rd right."
"Thanks."
"No problem. Good luck!"
"Trust me, I won't need it."
Spork further advanced down the hallway and found a spoon with a general's hat.
"General Metalmouth!"
"Shhhhhh! Do you want the guard to-"
But before he could finish, the guard was a running at Spork, but he already knew he was behind him and did a spinning high kick to the jaw of the guard which had such an impact that if flung the guard to the wall and knocked him out. Just when everything seemed well, the alarm went off. Spork rushed over to the jail cell and picked the general up and ran toward the entrance when all of a sudden the main computer said, "Self-destruct initiated. T-minus 10, 9-" Instantly, when the computer said that, Spork was off as if he were a bolt of lightning. Right when the computer said "1" Spork realized that the only way to avoid the explosion was to jump off the counter. They had a better chance of jumping off the 3-foot counter onto the floor than staying where the explosion was. Spork didn't know what to do so he just jumped. While he was falling he saw a trampoline on the floor and standing beside of it were some people from the S.H.I.N.Y. base and standing beside them was Dip! He had gone and got help when he left. Spork landed safely on the trampoline without injuring him or the General.
After the rescue of the general, Agent Spork got a gold medal for risking his life for another.Yes, a spork roundhouse-kicked a fork.
Yes, your average counter is 3 feet tall.
That took a really long time to type.... haha.
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455649
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Post by
Lusky
Wonder if anyone remembers me here...
Post by
Monday
Wonder if anyone remembers me here...
Sorry, I don't.
Post by
cheezedood21
omg
pokemanz
Post by
Lusky
I don't recognize you either. I see Interest though, hey Interest!
Post by
Monday
I should have known about this earlier...
Post by
Lusky
Yeah, known about it for a while. Looking forward to Waaaghing in space. Disappointing to see you with an Empire icon, yet oblivious to it.
Post by
cheezedood21
Absolutes are.
Post by
Monday
Yeah, known about it for a while. Looking forward to Waaaghing in space. Disappointing to see you with an Empire icon, yet oblivious to it.
I'm bad at keeping up with news of video games, especially since it was announced in 2007 before I started.
Post by
Lusky
Just giving you a hard time, man. I found out a just a year back, and I stumbled across it after I found the trailer for
Warhammer 40k: Space Marine
. Another game worth checking up on every once in a while.
Post by
Monday
Just giving you a hard time, man. I found out a just a year back, and I stumbled across it after I found the trailer for
Warhammer 40k: Space Marine
. Another game worth checking up on every once in a while.
Now I have to buy both when they come out...
Post by
Lusky
Well, you're going to have a year or two difference between them, so I wouldn't worry too much about that, and if things go as the Mayans planned, we probably won't get to see Warhammer 40k Online...
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