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Lois:
Peter, what's worse that's gonna happen?
Peter:
World War V
Lois:
Peter, I told you, there needs to be a world war III and IV first.
Peter:
Oh, oh, no, Lois, that's the beauty of World War V, it's so intense it skips over the other two.
Lois:
Peter, that's not how-
Peter:
I HAVE SPOKEN!
Also, many things from Cracked.com;
"No matter what your intentions might actually be, if you pursue this game you will inevitably make the biggest affront to God since mankind built that huge @#$%^ shaped tower to #$%^ Heaven. Please.
Don’t.
"
And;
"Because the Cracked legal team a are a bunch of humorless pussies, today's topic is
not
The 8 Most Hilarious Faces of Death Videos On The Web."
Also from Cracked.com: everything that's on the video at my sig.
From Scrubs;
"How can I put this nicely? Ear rape."
~ Dr. Cox
"Ima kill you with a hammer."
~ Joe
"Duct tape, two hours in a mourge drawer, don't ^&*! off The Janitor. End Of Story."
~ Dr. Cox
Many more quotes I'd like to say, but I can't remember/don't have the time so I guess I'll stop here.
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Orranis
It's only a flesh wound!
Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
I put the sexy in dyslexic.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?
Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.
Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.
Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.
When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye!
127% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
It appears the location of my fist and your head are not mutually exclusive! It is a probability miracle!
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
'Winston, if I were your wife, I'd put poison in your coffee'
'Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it'
"I'm not dumb, I'm just at the control of some thoroughly useless information"
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Everyone is a democrat, until they run into some money, then they come to their senses. - Mr. Wier, Freaks and Geeks
Note- I'm not a republican, just love the quote. xD
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Orranis
Everyone is a democrat, until they run into some money, then they come to their senses. - Mr. Wier, Freaks and Geeks
Note- I'm not a republican, just love the quote. xD
Haha win.
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