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Post by
Squishalot
I actually know the guy who had the first artificial heart transplant here in Australia, met him at a party a couple of months ago, complete with pump, battery and all.
I have to admit, it does look very awkward at first, but after a while, it becomes no less natural than a person picking up their bag and taking it wherever they go. I did get worried for the guy with all the little kids running around though, and he did need to plug it into the wall to recharge the battery part way through the afternoon.
Post by
EluraE
Lol wiccans on tv are aborting a baby with magic. I bet that will work out just fine.
Post by
Jubilee
Poor baby
Post by
Adamsm
Lol wiccans on tv are aborting a baby with magic. I bet that will work out just fine.
You need to stop watching that show before it rots all of your brain cells.
Post by
EluraE
Lol wiccans on tv are aborting a baby with magic. I bet that will work out just fine.
You need to stop watching that show before it rots all of your brain cells.
Ehm it's not touching any of my brain cells, thank you very much.
Post by
Adamsm
Well it's gotta be doing something to your brain....or the writers need a new brain if they do something like that in the show.
Anyways, time for sleep.
Post by
Thror
My friend who was sleeping over the other week didn't have a beard when he got here but he did after like 2 days and he kept touching me with it and it was torture.
/cry
:D :D
That's so cute.
Post by
EluraE
Well it's gotta be doing something to your brain....or the writers need a new brain if they do something like that in the show.
Anyways, time for sleep.
Ehm why? I watched a show and I said what was happening and how it was stupid. How is that doing anything to my brain? I think there might be something wrong with yours though.
Post by
Jubilee
I think I should probably go to bed. But I'm not really tired. Oh well.
Post by
Adamsm
The show's stupidity can leech into you?
Post by
EluraE
The show's stupidity can leech into you?
... You're an idiot.
Post by
Adamsm
The show's stupidity can leech into you?
... You're an idiot.
Or just really tired; either or in all honesty.
The lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing… thank god I’m not REALLY poor.
2 He makes me lie down in green pastures, I really miss my bed. It doesn’t have chiggers.
3 He refreshes my soul. I don’t know what this means or what it would feel like, but I’m sure someone must do it.
He guides me along the right paths (like when I walked in front of that guy on his bike and broke my ankle. Thanks for THAT, god)
for his name’s sake, which is kinda weird.
4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, (wait a minute… how the ^&*! did I get HERE?)
I will fear no evil, (@#$% that! This is the ^&*!ing valley of the shadow of @#$%ing death! This is some scary-ass ^&*!)
for you are with me; (invisibly… not doing anything… thanks again…)
your rod and your staff, (in case I need to be branded or tripped…)
they comfort me. (Oh yeah. THIS IS REALLY COMFORTABLE.)
5 You prepare a table before me, which is about time, because I am totally starved after all that shadow valley walking,
in the presence of my enemies, whom I SO did not invite to dinner. Why did you invite these guys? I HATE them.
You anoint my head with oil, which is really gross; my cup overflows and now I have to clean that up too. You are SUCH a $%^&ing slob.
6 Surely your goodness and love will follow me and beg money from me on Sunday morning TV all the days of my life, or possibly longer if you believe in that sort of thing,
and I will dwell in the house of the LORD forever, unless I get a place of my own and move out, where I won’t have to deal with not having a bed, or “deadly shadow valley” trails, getting branded, eating with my freakin’ enemies, having oil poured on my head, or gods begging for VISIBLE MONEY in return for INVISIBLE FAVORS.
Post by
Skreeran
I lolled.
Post by
donnymurph
Screw you, Chelsea. :P
Post by
EluraE
Screw you, Chelsea. :P
Want some of my vodka? I stole it. SHHHHHHHH.
Post by
donnymurph
What the hell have you got vodka for?
I don't really like vodka, but I'll have some anyway.
Post by
EluraE
What the hell have you got vodka for?
I don't really like vodka, but I'll have some anyway.
I just felt that the orange juice was missing something, and it already had ice.
Post by
donnymurph
Are you joking?
Post by
EluraE
Are you joking?
Nope. It was actually nice. I thought it would be gross.
Post by
donnymurph
Vodka
is
gross.
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