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240140
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Post by
Adamsm
Oh crap, it's Elura! Flee!
And it's been a while, because Work eats at Wowhead time lol.
Post by
240140
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Post by
Adamsm
Ah man, you're my bestest friend and you flee. Story of my life *run away crying*
Lol, I flee from everyone though, especially friends heh.
Post by
Monday
Ah man, you're my bestest friend and you flee. Story of my life *run away crying*
Lol, I flee from everyone though, especially friends heh.
Is your rl name Sir Robin? =D
Post by
Haxzor
"Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot,
He was not afraid to die, Oh Brave Sir Robin,
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a
pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.
His head smashed in, and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off,
And his penis split ... and his ...
Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, Brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave Sir Robin
Petrified of being dead
Soiled his pants then brave Sir Robin
Turned away and fled.
Bravely good Sir Robin was not at all afraid
To have his eyeballs skewered ...
... and his kidneys burnt and his nipples skewered off"
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because...
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,...
...God get quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed...
...In your neighbourhood!
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's.
Mine!
And mine!
And mine!
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
Post by
Monday
Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
I call slander.
Before marriage, do not do anything to arouse the
powerful emotions that must be expressed only in
marriage. Do not participate in passionate kissing, lie
on top of another person, or touch the private, sacred
parts of another person’s body, with or without clothing.
Do not allow anyone to do that with you.
Also pertains to after marriage.
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
I call slander.
Before marriage, do not do anything to arouse the
powerful emotions that must be expressed only in
marriage. Do not participate in passionate kissing, lie
on top of another person, or touch the private, sacred
parts of another person’s body, with or without clothing.
Do not allow anyone to do that with you.
Also pertains to after marriage.
You realize that Monty Python is
making fun
of everyone, right?
Post by
Monday
Wait... that's a Monty Python? I thought it was your original work =P
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
Post by
Monday
I see.
And I better get off now. Night all.
Post by
240140
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Post by
Hyperspacerebel
what is sleep i dont even
Post by
Adamsm
5am... I think I forgot to sleep.
Normal for you heh; guess you don't need the beauty sleep eh? ^_^
Post by
240140
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Post by
Adamsm
Heh could be mean or complementary, depending on how you read it.
Post by
240140
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Post by
Adamsm
Was not.
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
You don't need beauty sleep cause you'll never be as beautiful as me. ^_^
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