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Post by
MyTie
Then take him to a vet, hopefully they can fix it up, and if not well... at least it's some practice for the students there.
Suppose that's a good idea, thanks.
My wife works at a vet. One way to make big points with the vet tech girls is to bring in an animal that is NOT yours and
offer to pay whatever it takes
to fix the bird, because you feel really bad for it. My wife says all the girls that work at her work get instant crushes on guys when they do this.
Uh, will it cost anything on average? If so how much?
...
I can't help it if the wallet is empty can I...
Save up your money and find a animal on death's door. The more pathetic the better. Cats are better than dogs for this purpose.
Take it into the vet, and offer to pay any price. Have about 1K bucks ready. (better send your friend in first to make sure the techs are cute). Then, take your newfound kitty in to get fixed.
You score points with girls, and a cat gets medical attention. Everyone wins.
Post by
MyTie
Try to squeeze out a tear too... because... you know... you love kitties soooo much, and it hurts you to see your little friends in pain.
Post by
cheezedood21
Man. I don't think I would
ever
spend a thousand dollars for a girl I don't even know. Possibly for a dying animal but...
Also, you're saying to abort the mission if the girls are fugly? XD
Post by
Hurono
I don't care about the girls. I care about the bird. So how much on average would it be to probably fix/mend broken legs?
Post by
Hurono
>.>
<.<
+1
1400.
Post by
Interest
>.>
<.<
+1
1400.
34k+?
Post by
MyTie
I don't care about the girls. I care about the bird. So how much on average would it be to probably fix/mend broken legs?
That bird is probably gonna die, dude. Id say its gonna run you about 400 bucks. I am just guessing based on what I hear my wife casually mention about the animals she works with.
Post by
Hurono
I don't care about the girls. I care about the bird. So how much on average would it be to probably fix/mend broken legs?
That bird is probably gonna die, dude. Id say its gonna run you about 400 bucks. I am just guessing based on what I hear my wife casually mention about the animals she works with.
I hope your guess is incorrect. :(
Post by
cheezedood21
I remember trying to nurse a Chickadee back to health in Maine. It couldn't fly, so we made this little habitat inside a cooler with little moss, sticks, leaves, dirt, etc. It actually looked really nice.
It died in a day. : /
Post by
MyTie
That sounds similar to my experiences with a bird I tried to save when I was younger.
Also, don't take that bird into a vet with 11 bucks or something. Nothing will score you less points with the techs than walking in broke, and then walking out with a soon to be dead animal because your a loser.... yeah... no points at all.
Post by
Hurono
I remember trying to nurse a Chickadee back to health in Maine. It couldn't fly, so we made this little habitat inside a cooler with little moss, sticks, leaves, dirt, etc. It actually looked really nice.
It died in a day. : /
D:
Post by
Dhazy
This conversation is hilarious and makes a lot of sense.
Post by
MyTie
>.>
<.<
+1
1400.
34k+?
I waited... no one commented. Yep... no one cares. They haven't in a long time. They probably never will.
Post by
Orranis
I remember trying to nurse a Chickadee back to health in Maine. It couldn't fly, so we made this little habitat inside a cooler with little moss, sticks, leaves, dirt, etc. It actually looked really nice.
It died in a day. : /
Mine's better.
I found a salamander (named it sally) in a box of Fresh Direct Spinach.
Had a huge row with the kid staying at my house at the time, I won an armwrestle and kept it. Only lasted a couple weeks though.
Never ordered Fresh Direct since.
Post by
Interest
>.>
<.<
+1
1400.
34k+?
I waited... no one commented. Yep... no one cares. They haven't in a long time. They probably never will.
I was poking fun.
Post by
MyTie
I was poking fun.
Don't lie... when you wake up in the morning the first thing that pops into your head is your post count... you think about it all day long... then when you fall asleep at night, you dream about your post count.
Post by
cheezedood21
I remember trying to nurse a Chickadee back to health in Maine. It couldn't fly, so we made this little habitat inside a cooler with little moss, sticks, leaves, dirt, etc. It actually looked really nice.
It died in a day. : /
Mine's better.
I found a salamander (named it sally) in a box of Fresh Direct Spinach.
Had a huge row with the kid staying at my house at the time, I won an armwrestle and kept it. Only lasted a couple weeks though.
Never ordered Fresh Direct since.I'm not BS'ing here.
We actually found two salamanders near the house (I can't remember where), and kept those in the same cooler as well (It was about 2 years before we found the bird). I can't remember their names, but I remember that one of them was missing a tail. We built them a little beach-like area; Sand, a pool,
pina coladas
etc. I just remember being so excited about them.
Our dogs ate them.
: /
Post by
Hurono
I was poking fun.
RAWRAWRAWR I AM MYTIE, INSERT SARCASM HERE
Post by
Interest
I was poking fun.
Don't lie... when you wake up in the morning the first thing that pops into your head is your post count... you think about it all day long... then when you fall asleep at night, you dream about your post count.
Actually, I think about going to the bathroom.
Post by
Adamsm
I was poking fun.
Don't lie... when you wake up in the morning the first thing that pops into your head is your post count... you think about it all day long... then when you fall asleep at night, you dream about your post count.
Actually, I think about going to the bathroom.
I think that's what most guys do when they wake up in the morning... and maybe women too lol, never have asked heh.
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