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500 hilarious things said in an instance
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Post by
minad
okay. this was my mistake.
i was in icc25 pug. and i did not know that you cant be saved in 10man also.
raid lead: none saved 10man?
me: i am. why?
you have been removed from group
me: where is you?
lol. i thinked that 'you' was player. that was my kicked from group. so dont blame me.
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Post by
Bloodspeaker
Make more dps.
Make more aggro.
I am. Make more dps.
Use Blood Presence (the idiot was in unholy)
You so clever, you tank it.
The tank stands their doing nothing while i tank the trash and first boss of VH in my dps spec.
*switches to tanking gear/spec* Ok. Who wants to be first to kick this noob?
Me!Me!Me!
This happened yesterday.
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Post by
IceQ
Last night que finally pops, go in and:
<Healer> Brb going to buy water.
He sits down. We wait about 40sec
<Me> Like in IRL?
<Tank> Lol
I switched to Disc and we finished the instance without the healer. :)
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Post by
rudini
I was running the Vortex Pinnacle once and the mage wouldn't cc any of the trash.
The leader of the group would ask him to "sheep" the Temple Adepts and then marked the targets for him.
Mage would respond by using a fireball.
The leader tells him "sheep the targets! use polymorph!"
We had battled our way through three of the trash packs with the mage still failing to cc targets.
Mage would always respond with "OK, I KNOW" and promptly use fireball again.
Finally I initiate a kick vote.
The reason I used was "Sheepless in Seattle"
The rest of the group got a big kick out of it.
Post by
lordlundar
In Forge of Souls during the tail end of LK in a PuG and our Tank left the group (prior obligations). While waiting, our healer (priest) looks over the edge of the platforms and asks is it possible to fall off. We say yes and tell the healer you'll die if you do. The healer then asks if the large spikes on the ledges are solid or not. We told him we weren't sure as no one's tried it.
Off goes the priest to find out.
Off goes the priest off the not solid spines.
The priest just gets back into the instance when our new tank shows up. All I could say was "guess not."
Post by
OverZealous
I've seen many stupid comments in instances, but there is one particular that, while it makes no sense and I am still unable to say for certain what the player in question meant, is incredibly hilarious:
"Sry guys tableflip cuz dog arounrunning not click keyboard and firebal rly bad imo if u ask"
Post by
Blaix
Was running on my mage awihle back with a rogue that wasn't really doing much dps or avoiding mob aoe damaging spells. When confronted about his lack of...being a remotely decent player...he responded that he was on his cell phone and we needed to chill.
/VTK reason "IDK my BFF Jill?"
Post by
Elosha
A year ago I was in a guild with a priest called "Now".
Now imagine all the funny things every day:
You can start to port now! – Everybody or just him?
Heal Now! – I thought I was DPS. – Yes, but you will be healed!
Etc. :)
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