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Post by
Liquoid
As always, take any 4chan evidence with a grain of salt.
Post by
OverZealous
Them spoilers, man.
Also, Mordin - my favoritest Salarian ever
Post by
Thror
Them spoilers, man.
Also, Mordin - my favoritest Salarian ever
He is also the only notable Salarian in the game. :B Well and Luitenant Kirrahe, but who would like him.
Javik is a pretty cool character btw. He has an ability that is like a jumping DoT, pretty usefl.
Post by
Rankkor
Mordin's replacement if he died on ME2 while not as awesome as the original, is also quite funny.
Just check this GEM of a moment for him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr9k2ywHWL4
The video doesn't really has any spoilers, its just Wicks (mordin's replacement if he died on the previous game) wondernig how do krogans mate.......... and then imagine it in his head...... (mercifully we're spared the visuals)....... and having a PRICELESS expression on his face as he imagines 2 krogans doing the forbidden tango.
Post by
Rankkor
Also, shepard's sarcastic answers are BRILLIANT in this game. I've had more than a few laughs by gems like these:
Shepard
: Conrad do you REALLY have a wife?
Conrad
: Yes! Well... no.
Shepard
: Conrad, if you have some creepy shrine of me I will be very upset.
Conrad
: It's tasteful! Just a poster and some candles.
Shepard
: Gah!(followed by a priceless facial expression of disgust)
And then there's shepard questioning EDI about whether or not she has "issues". Given that most of shepar'ds crew are......... dysfunctional, to say the least (They all have some emotional baggage of some sort) this is not so surprising:
Shepard
: How's your focus, EDI? Any big questions?
EDI
: No.
Shepard
: Any small questions?
EDI
: No.
Shepard
: Any lingering issues?
EDI
: About what?
Shepard
: An imperfect designer who could be seen as a warped father figure, maybe?
EDI
: Definitely not. Did something prompt this line of questioning?
Shepard
: (rubbing her forehead) I've just learned over the years that you have to ask about these things.
And there's this line when meeting Legion:
Shepard: So the geth
believed
your proof that the Reapers were coming back?
Legion: Of course.
Shepard: ...That must have felt nice. T_T
Poor shepard =( nobody believed her about the reapers till it was too late.
Post by
OverZealous
Also, shepard's sarcastic answers are BRILLIANT in this game. I've had more than a few laughs by gems like these:
Shepard
: Conrad do you REALLY have a wife?
Conrad
: Yes! Well... no.
Shepard
: Conrad, if you have some creepy shrine of me I will be very upset.
Conrad
: It's tasteful! Just a poster and some candles.
Shepard
: Gah!(followed by a priceless facial expression of disgust)
And then there's shepard questioning EDI about whether or not she has "issues". Given that most of shepar'ds crew are......... dysfunctional, to say the least (They all have some emotional baggage of some sort) this is not so surprising:
Shepard
: How's your focus, EDI? Any big questions?
EDI
: No.
Shepard
: Any small questions?
EDI
: No.
Shepard
: Any lingering issues?
EDI
: About what?
Shepard
: An imperfect designer who could be seen as a warped father figure, maybe?
EDI
: Definitely not. Did something prompt this line of questioning?
Shepard
: (rubbing her forehead) I've just learned over the years that you have to ask about these things.
I lol'd pretty damn hard
^^
Post by
ElhonnaDS
So Skithus gave me his whole list of reasons about why he believes "Indoctrination Theory," and I have to say, it kind of makes sense. The most compelling argument he gave was that this game has had so many long, drawn-out cinematics for much less important plot points:
The 7 minute battle for Rannoch if you can't make peace between the geth and the quarians, the cut scene when the thresher maw eats that reaper, etc.
that for them to turn around and have like a 30 second set of nonsense scenes for the grand finale seems...just out of flow with the rest of the game. It also seems weird that the 95% of the game that leads up to that is brilliantly written (other than the Thane reunion if you romanced him, and Jacob in general- though Jacob was ALWAYS poorly written so they might have just been trying to keep it in-character), and then it's like someone let the slow intern finish the script. He says that it makes much more sense if they have planned a DLC from the get-go.
However, unless it's a free DLC (which I believe Firewalker was for ME2), people are going to be PISSED. I'm still going to buy it, but I know a lot of people seem to be upset about the extra character DLC, and if they have to pay for a real ending they'll flip.
However, it could also be that when their lead ME writer left, he did it before finishing the script, and so this was what they could slap together without him.
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Post by
ElhonnaDS
I had no problem with the 1st day DLC. I would be slightly annoyed that they made me wait for the ending of they do put out a DLC for it, but not too badly. Definitely less annoyed than I'd be if they didn't- lol.
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149406
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Post by
ElhonnaDS
I haven't run the last mission yet- I'm playing Skyrim and hoping for a DLC that will influence how I play it.
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Post by
ElhonnaDS
@ Vaeldan- hence, Indoctrination Theory :)
Post by
OverZealous
I haven't run the last mission yet- I'm playing Skyrim and hoping for a DLC that will influence how I play it.
I trust Bethesda to make excellent DLC, and given the overall quality of Skyrim - I'd be surprised if they don't dish out one of the best DLCs I've ever seen.
Post by
ElhonnaDS
I mean waiting for ME3 DLC- lol.
Post by
Liquoid
Mordin's replacement if he died on ME2 while not as awesome as the original, is also quite funny.
Just check this GEM of a moment for him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr9k2ywHWL4
The video doesn't really has any spoilers, its just Wicks (mordin's replacement if he died on the previous game) wondernig how do krogans mate.......... and then imagine it in his head...... (mercifully we're spared the visuals)....... and having a PRICELESS expression on his face as he imagines 2 krogans doing the forbidden tango.
Mordin does the same sequence.
Post by
Fwibbles
Good lord, I hate Kai Leng. I can't wait to blow his head off with the Black Widow i'm getting just for him.
He even sent Shepard a cocky message to rub something in. Time to add extended barrel V and concentration mod V to the widow.
Post by
ElhonnaDS
I hate Kai Leng too. He made me cry :(
To add to Rank's list of funny ME3 conversations, this was one of may favorites, and might not be one everyone got if they didn't walk around their ship all the time:
In the Med Bay, as Shepard walks in
Mordin: Certainly possible. Would require strengthening exercises. Get muscles to support weaker bone structure.
Joker (on speaker): Right. Yeah. I can do that.
Mordin: Alloy of EDI's body not flexible like tissue. Could cause unintentional damage. Recommend pillows, cushions, possibly gel packs.
Joker: Ok, that's a little weirder, but alright. Cushions.
Mordin: Positioning critical to success. Can forward EDI charts, videos with relevant data.
Joker: No, no, no...lets..ah ah lets..ah ah ah...EDI's pretty busy with, you know, stuff. Lets, lets...just send that to me. You're not going to tell anyone about this like...like Shepard? Shepard doesn't really need to know.
Mordin (sidelong look at Shepard): Ah. Guarantee Shepard won't learn about it from me.
Joker: She's standing right there, isn't she?
Eve: I wish I wasn't.
Also, is it me or does Mordin have a cross-species fetish? In ME2, he was all eager to give you all sorts of crazy advice on how to do your alien LI, and then there's the above. Also, I totally heard him trying to sell Garrus to eve, talking about scars and he's all reliable and stuff? Mordin's kind of a freak.
Post by
Fwibbles
That was the most satisfying renegade interrupt ever.
Omni-blade in the gut, you stupid ninja poser.
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