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Interest
People never get musician jokes anymore... =(
I kinda understood it.
Just not the viola part.
http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.html
Need I say more?
(Yes, that's the official MIT website).
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Queggy
Music jokes. <3
Being a musician, music jokes resonate with me.
Q. -
What's the difference between a saxaphone and a lawnmower?
A. -
You can tune up a mower.
:P
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Interest
How many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1 to screw in the bulb, and 1000 others to claim how much better they could've done it.
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mudfish
How do you get two oboes in tune? Shoot one.
Basically you can plug most of these in for any instrument.
No offense, but I
did
lol.
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Queggy
Arathian - I lol'd in real life.
GoGoGodzilla - except for flutes of course.
:P
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:D
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There's a dollar in the middle of the room, and in the four corners stands Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and drummer with good time, and a drummer with bad time. Who gets the dollar?
The drummer with bad time because the other 3 don't exist.
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What do you do if the band member can't play?
give them two sticks and put them in the back of the room.
What do you do if they still can't play?
take one away and put them in the front of the room.
What do you do with a bad drummer?
Take one stick away and make him/her a conductor.
What do you do with a bad conductor?
Put him/her in the tuba section, they'll take care of the rest.
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Interest
How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1, but only if you count the fact that his assistant fetches the stool, removes the bulb, and replaces it with a new one.
OR
None, they have a machine to do that now.
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