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193410
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pnkflffytutu
I'm the tank
it poped at 16
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Adamsm
/grin
And ugh, worse video game movie ever is on TV tomorrow night....original Lara Croft, with CGI $%^& attached to Jolie.....
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193410
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Pwntiff
Did Uwe Boll make that? If not, there are worse ones out there.
Post by
Interest
Wow. RB is slowin' down.
Also, I'm off.
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MyTie
What think you all of this avatar?
Post by
Pwntiff
It's r--ridiculous.
Post by
Adamsm
Did Uwe Boll make that? If not, there are worse ones out there.
Blood Rayne is f-ing horrible, Alone in the Dark is nothing like the game...but Tomb Raider is still the worst of the worst for video game movies.
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MyTie
Tomb Raider was absolutely horrible... AWFUL... a catastrophic torrent of feces mixed with vomit unstoppably streaming from my television set, splashing across the walls and washing my children into the next room.
Seriously, it was probably one of the single most awful movie I've ever seen, and I've seen "Three Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain", "Manos: The Hands of Fate", and "Bowling for Columbine".
There are two scenes that come to mind, individually they aren't that bad, but taken together they made my mind feel like it had just been in a bout with Mike Tyson on meth.
Scene 1: Laura Croft breaks into some heavily guarded temple place to steal part of this key. The object itself was this rock in the shape of a triangle, about the size of a football. She does acrobatic feats of bullet dodging marshal arts, as well as amazing handiwork with guns, and more swinging around the room in an epic battle of her versus 7000 if the poorest trained henchmen in movie history.
After 30 minutes of this we come to scene 2.
Scene 2: Laura Croft realizes she has no idea what to do with this key now that she stole it, and goes back to the bad guys, and just hands it back to them and asks them what to do with it.
I took the dvd out, cut it into 7 peices, and mailed each piece to a different continent.
I hate hate hate hate Laura Croft Tomb Raider: The Movie. I also hate Angelina Jolie by extension and media over saturation, and general negligible acting skill.
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Adamsm
Well crap.....I agree with MyTie again....
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148723
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Adamsm
SAT tomorrow morning. Any advice?
Pray?
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193410
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Monday
SAT tomorrow morning. Any advice?
Pray?
^
Otherwise, if you don't roll that way, don't stress yourself. Go to bed early, get lots of sleep, eat a full breakfast.
Post by
MyTie
Here is a quick riddle:
At what location is Laura Croft Tomb Raider: The Movie playing on every television set, on every channel, on repeat.
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Adamsm
Don't know about Laura Croft...but Lara Croft the movie is playing on every TV in the 10th level of Hell.
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MyTie
Don't know about Laura Croft...but Lara Croft the movie is playing on every TV in the 10th level of Hell.
Adamsm... you are... perhaps... the most awesome man in the world.
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