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Perkocet
02/10 00:10:37 Perky: If I had a gun I would blow off the heads of all of my vent friends. Every. Single. Goddamn. One of them.
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Perkocet
If I were Vikey's mother and I was pregnant with him, I would throw myself down a couple sets of stairs or drink and smoke a lot.
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Adamsm
Guy: Do you know why I enjoy giving you piggy back rides?
Girl: Because my squishy boobs are pressing against the back of your head?
Guy: No that's.....well alright, yes that is one of the reasons; *goes on a long round about speech*
Girl: Right...so you like the feeling of my boobs on your head then?
Post by
Perkocet
mom jokes
str8 buzzin, robitussin
while yo husban, tryna get his mitts in my oven
Wanna get a lick of this lovin? G-g-get a lick of this lovin'?
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Bruunpala
penis... the mailman isnt here yet...
Post by
Adamsm
Oh Kevin, how I love you.
Last week was truly the last week for Jose Luis Ochoa, who was fatally stabbed in the leg by a cock.
Jose was at a fighting event in Tulare County, California, where the participants tie blades to their cocks and have them fight each other until one man’s cock is unable to continue. During the deadly fight, in which he was merely a spectator, Jose was accidentally slashed by a cock in the calf, severing an important (to Jose, anyway) blood vessel. County Sheriff’s officers had caught wind of the illegal event and very soon after the accident came crashing through the doors, sending participants and observers alike scurrying. Unfortunately for Jose, he escaped the officers and bled out from his cock-wound later that evening.
While it is rare that a man will be killed by a cock, it is hardly unheard of. Just last month a man in India was killed when he was slashed across the throat by a poorly controlled cock. Although the fighting events themselves are illegal, California has seen a steady incline as the state has failed to keep pace with the harsher legal penalties of it’s neighbors, and cocksmen have migrated there. As an example, Jose himself — a frequent participant in the ring — was fined $370 last year. A single betting pot in a smallish fight can reach $10,000. The rewards for risking your cock in combat far outweigh the legal penalties.
Of course the worst abuses happen not to the spectators, but to the cocks themselves, which are often injected with steroids and antibiotics to make them bigger and stronger for fighting. Police often target these rings as an opportunity to collect other criminals, as a man who would willingly place his own cock into this type of maltreatment is often already someone the law is interested in for other reasons.
Remember friends, cocks are dangerous, and everyone needs to know it. If you see a cock, call the authorities immediately. Never try to handle a cock by yourself, unless you have been properly trained and certified.
Just doing my part.And yes, it's exactly what it looks like.
Post by
Perkocet
mom jokes
str8 buzzin, robitussin
while yo husban, tryna get his mitts in my oven
Wanna get a lick of this lovin? G-g-get a lick of this lovin'?
*switches track*
I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care
I love the smell of it!
STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES
BUT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE MEEEEEEE
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240140
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Haxzor
no
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240140
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Haxzor
but then how are you talking to me now?
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240140
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Haxzor
you should watch the heaps old "playing a mage is easy" video.
so lols
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donnymurph
Hi ladies
Post by
Haxzor
why do I keep going to WoW General, I dont play anymore
Post by
EpicDragon
why do I keep going to WoW General, I dont play anymore
Sadly, I'm in the same situation.
Post by
donnymurph
I never went there even when I did play
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240140
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donnymurph
Very wierd
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