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Post by
Kristopher
What kind of self centered, idiotic, noob of a person would name their online accounts after their own real name?
Saves me time via allowing me to not have to introduce myself.
Post by
MyTie
I came, I saw, I left again.
PS. Push some debates to the top of randomness. It's overtaken with lard. I pass the torch to you, HSR.
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
Although I would very much like to ensure that Councilmember Hyper S. Rebel, Esq. receives his just deserts, there are several obstacles that make it difficult to lead the way to the future, not to the past. I will briefly adumbrate these obstacles and then refer to them occasionally throughout the body of this letter. Permit me this forum to rant. My general thesis is that he and I disagree about our civic duties. I maintain that we must do our utmost to avoid the extremes of a pessimistic naturalism and an optimistic humanism by combining the truths of both. Hyper, on the other hand, believes that splenetic, malodorous madmen should be fêted at wine-and-cheese fund-raisers. I'll talk a lot more about that later, but first let me finish my general thesis: I undeniably have a hard time trying to reason with people who remain calm when they see Hyper utilize questionable and illegal fund-raising techniques. He somehow manages to get away with spreading lies (the sun rises just for him), distortions (drug money is being used to pay for the construction of huge underground cities intended to house both humans and aliens who serve a secret, transnational shadow government), and misplaced idealism (it is not only acceptable but indeed desirable to base racial definitions on lineage, phrenological characteristics, skin hue, and religion). However, when I try to respond in kind, I get censored faster than you can say "phenomenalistic".
I hereby publicly condemn Hyper's rude paroxysms. In doing so, I publicly proclaim that he plans to pose a threat to personal autonomy and social development. The result will be an amalgam of resentful parasitism and misguided voyeurism, if such a monster can be imagined. Even Hyper's stooges don't care much for his political objectives; they simply wish to associate with other paltry pseudo-intellectuals and abet a resurgence of smarmy, unprofessional nihilism. When Hyper made his puppy-dog partisans wag their little tails by promising to let them depressurize the frail vessel of human hopes, I realized for the first time that ancient Greek dramatists discerned a peculiar virtue in being tragic. Hyper would do well to realize that they never discerned any virtue in being vapid. If his blackshirts had even an ounce of integrity they would get Hyper off our backs. The most significant aspect of his mentality and its lack of refinement is the closeness of Hyper's way of thinking in general to the way that what I call uncouth boneheads think in particular. I'll stand by that controversial statement and even assume that most readers who bring their own real-life experience will agree with it. At a bare minimum, Hyper's accomplices like to say, "Hyper's crotchets are Right with a capital R." Such frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. If someone wants me to believe something selfish like that, that person will have to show me some concrete evidence. Meanwhile, I intend to show you that the nativism "debate" is not a debate. It is a harangue, a politically motivated, brilliantly publicized, fastidious attack on progressive ideas.
Documents written by Hyper's winged monkeys typically include the line, "Going through the motions of working is the same as working", in large, 30-point type, as if the size of the font gives weight to the words. In reality, all that that fancy formatting really does is underscore the fact that Hyper operates on an international scale to shatter other people's lives and dreams. It's only fitting, therefore, that we, too, work on an international scale, but to stand as a witness in the divine court of the Eternal Judge and proclaim that Hyper relies on stichomancy to "prove", inter alia, that society is screaming for his fairy tales. I find his claims rather puerile, don't you? Conventional wisdom states that even if Hyper's deeds were utterly successful in making a few people feel better, they would still be demeaning to everyone else, the point being that if you read his writings while mentally out of focus, you may get the sense that everything is happy and fine and good. But if you read Hyper's writings while mentally in focus and weigh each point carefully, it's clear that he uses highfalutin terms like "scientificophilosophical" and "physicophilosophical" to conceal his plans to raise extortionate demands. In this scheme of his, a mass of grandiloquent words falls upon the facts like soft snow, blurring the outlines and covering up all the details. We become unable to see that Hyper has—not once, but several times—been able to make human life negligible and cheap without anyone stopping him. How long can that go on? As long as his superficial, petulant exegeses are kept on life support. That's why we have to pull the plug on them and launch an all-out ideological attack against the forces of immoralism. Okay, I've written enough for one letter, so let me just finish by saying that Councilmember Hyper S. Rebel, Esq.'s general prostration before sensationalism confirms that while decent people sit by, snore, and have their maws open, Hyper is out plaguing our minds.
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Hyperspacerebel
I came, I saw, I left again.
PS. Push some debates to the top of randomness. It's overtaken with lard. I pass the torch to you, HSR.
HAI! Everyone's moved on to hating me now that you've been gone lol.
You should have seen the Butterfly Effect thread. It was full of lolerization.
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Toldry
HSR, holy %^&* man, my eyes...
Who are you?
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Toldry
All glory to the hypno-ode
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Post by
mudfish
I came, I saw, I left again.
PS. Push some debates to the top of randomness. It's overtaken with lard. I pass the torch to you, HSR.
HAI! Everyone's moved on to hating me now that you've been gone lol.
You should have seen the Butterfly Effect thread. It was full of lolerization.
I still like you. :3
desu~
Post by
Toldry
HSR, holy %^&* man, my eyes...
Who are you?
Public forum is public.
Yeah, but you have 4.5k posts and I don't remember you.
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Post by
Hyperspacerebel
I came, I saw, I left again.
PS. Push some debates to the top of randomness. It's overtaken with lard. I pass the torch to you, HSR.
HAI! Everyone's moved on to hating me now that you've been gone lol.
You should have seen the Butterfly Effect thread. It was full of lolerization.
everyone's always hated you, HSR. That's what we do to trolls.
You must be referring to a different every
one
than I am.
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Interest
Ugh. What's going on now?
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