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Post by
Toldry
Night time.... DAY TIME!
Post by
mudfish
I.M Meen tests LSD.
~desu
Post by
mudfish
RAEP
~desu
Post by
340646
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Toldry
Fuzzy wuzzy was a spy, but fuzzy wuzzy had no cloaking device.
So Fuzzy wuzzy never was on your side, was he?
Decipher THAT, Deckard Cain!
Post by
Interest
I.M Meen tests LSD.
~desu
Lol. My mind just got raped.
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
The Soldier versus the Demoman for a secret, exclusive seventh weapon?>:O
Soldier all the %^&*ing way!
I've already contributed 50 to the war cause.
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340646
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Post by
mudfish
The Soldier versus the Demoman for a secret, exclusive seventh weapon?>:O
Soldier all the %^&*ing way!
I've already contributed 50 to the war cause.
Oh, yeah? Well, I got a total of 0 Demomans killed!
Stinkin' homework
*plants a sticky bomb field under Hyperspacerebel and IBTL*
*detonates*
"Ye appear to 'ave trodden on a mine!"
~desu
Post by
Interest
So anyways...
What's goin on?
Post by
Adamsm
Heh, I get the strangest Emails.
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives and me.
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.
My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
Obviously you'll agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head wasn't it?
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. .
After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I w ent and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet.
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb . . . after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.
Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you . . . But I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.
Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex
P.S. Remember this motto.
"An armed society makes for a more civil society!"
Post by
Interest
Fake. Imo./
Post by
Adamsm
Fake. Imo./
Well yeah.... but if it's true, quite amusing heh.
Post by
Hunger
Fake. Imo./
Well yeah.... but if it's true, quite amusing heh.
If it's true, then you tried to mug him?
Post by
Kristopher
So anyways...
What's goin on?
Scourgelord Tyrannus is fun to kite.
Post by
Arkaen
GIVE ME THE VENT INFO PLZ. I NEED TO ASSAIL YOU WITH MY NEW MIC.
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
GIVE ME THE VENT INFO PLZ. I NEED TO
W
ASSAIL YOU WITH MY NEW MIC.
Post by
Arkaen
^ IDGI.
char limit lul
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
Wassail:
trans.
To drink to (fruit-trees, cattle) in wassail, in order to ensure their thriving.
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
As of right now this is what I have in my fridge:
Mayo
Jelly
1 Apple
Carton of milk
I think I'll eat out tonight :P
All-you-can-eat-fake-Chinese-food, here I come!
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