Will the Real Laihendi Please Stand Up?

Post by Laihendi

Laihendi presents to you the edited version of his masterpiece. All obscenities have been censored out. Enjoy!

May Laihendi have your attention please?
May Laihendi have your attention please?
Will the real Laihendi please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Laihendi please stand up?
They're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a SKIN COLOUR DOES NOT MATTER I DO NOT SEE COLOURS person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her booty worse than before

"Laihendi, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his LOLWUT I DON'T THINK SO
Flippin the I DON'T THINK SO MISTER LOL," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose (NUH UH)
Remainder of phrase removed due to explicit sexual content.

'Cause I'm Laihendi, yes I'm the real 'Hendi
All you other LAIHENDI'S are just imitating
So won't the real Laihendi please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so SILLY GEESE him and SILLY GOOSES you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Line removed due to referring to self in the first person
"But Lai, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get lololwut here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
BARNACLES, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so Laihendi! can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she OH GOD EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT REMOVED
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"

(Remainder of phrase edited out for one reason or another.

Laihendi couldn't even fir the last aprt of the song in it's too much.

Ha ha
Guess there's a Laihendi in all of us (not true laihendi is the best)
(bad word) it, let's all stand up

Post by Wrassinn

I lol'd

Post by Interest

I PuG KZ cuz my other guild members are just to damn lazy...

I posted a raid, would you please sign up, please sign up, please sign up?

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Post by Miyari

Get over yourself, please. And do it privately.

Will the Real Laihendi Please Stand Up?

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