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sevink
I think I can win this story contest. (although this isn't a per ninja story per say)
A long long time ago,
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=12590
dropped. This was PRE drop rate nerf. Meaning it used to be a .5 drop rate. Very very very rare.
So here I am on my priest. We are running UBRS. I was main healing and having a good old time. We kill rend and this thing drops. The raid leader settles down and says does anyone want to use their NEED on it. There was a War dps, and 2 rogues. None of them wanted to need. Me I'm like WTF are you serious? Then hes like ok any greeds? None of them wanted to use GREED. I'm like going out of my mind by the sheer stupidty of these rogues/war. He then says ok, everyone who can equippe daggers roll. So being the smart ass I am I rolled (Priests can use daggers) Turns out I won the roll and my priest ended up getting the felstriker. No one made a big deal of it and we went on our way.
About a year later I am getting to do my first Nef kill in BWL. As we are all in vent they start talking about BS blah blah blah. Then a Warrior pipes in, yeahhhhhhhhh I lost a felstriker once. Some ^&*!ing priest took it. I start laughing in vent and use my Macro to put on my felstriker and
http://www.wowhead.com/?search=twill
set. The warrior goes nuts and calls me a ninja and blah blah. I just laugh and him and asked why he didn't need. The whole raid goes into laughter that the warrior didnt use his need on a felstriker. Overall it was a good laugh and I enjoyed it a lot. I became semi famous on my server for being the Twill Priest. Although my priest is 70 now I've abonded the account and the felstriker still sits in his bags waiting to be shown off :)
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taintedbunny
"Dude, you didn't need those."
"Yes I did."
"It's mail, you can't wear mail."
"I needed the money."This is my new sig... freaking hilarious!
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dumac
If you wanna see worse ninja's ever
http://www.mercilessmidgets.com/
It' is sad to say, but this &*!@ is funny...
There a guild on my server, Healem is the GM, they been ninja's since before BC, which makes it even funnier.
Is the video safe or is it some kind of ninja account trick on that site, kinda lack trust in a ninja guild so interrupted the transfer at 50% after thinking some.
Would like a response for someone who checked it in. Video called ninjawipes.
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dumac
Two times i have ninja:
at lvl 44 i was doing ZF with a priest guild who i liked alot and two dpser and tank. i was holy but i was dpsing bcs the priest wanted to heal. This was around 4 months after wow started off from beta in 2005 or something. Anyways we did ZF well and then we come to the witchdoctor boss Some moron opened many more graves then we was killing the boss, the result was we got svarmed by boss and someone looted boss. Bcs i do use my mouse to target mobs the loot window came up and in my frenzy i did not notice it and accidently clicked need and yes(believe me or not). The priest got ^&*!ed, and i tried to apoligise and give him gold. I sweared to him i would give him the staff if i could. He would not listen and went away from wow that day. I still feel bad about that incident bcs i lost a good friend from something that stupid.
I was level 58 or 59, cannot remember level. This was the night the AV was opening for the first time on my server and i did place my self in the que, did not get in at first game start. but after 40 mins i got an invite. A warrior /w me if i wanted to get to Scholomance 10 man raid(you could raid scholomance with 10 people in those days). I was excited bcs i had never seen the place and i thought sweet lets join up. I join the 10 man grps and in the first two rooms it seems all good, the leader is nice. Then we got to the cellar room with the zombies who revieve and posion clouds ghoul, and the boss who shifts into several reflection after a certain hp or time. I was following the grp as leader said and healed and suddenöy he started shouting at me FFS what the hell you doing you moron. now you stay behind in the focking stairs or i will kick you damn noob. I stayed in the stair and after a few more pulls of zombies he yells to me to get more to grp. He goes on and off like that during the whole way after we killed the boss for blood to the summoning boss room. We summons the boss and kills him, a healing mail glove drops(not totally sure if it was mail could have been leather). we all pass on the loot first. Then we do a /roll. I win the glove but the leader then says, okey the warrior needs the glove and if anyone takes it you will get kicked. I type in raid chat, fine, takes the gloves, gets kicked and managed to get out of the instance before i got ported with HS.
Never regretted I ninja on the healing gloves and never met the leader again luckily otherwise i would have left and /spitted on him.
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blademeld
Now, I agree it was bogus to roll need on a tanking weapon that the groups tank needs.
It's actually a DPS sword if it drops from reg Utgarde Pinnacle.
Also, Zakkhar also says that it was better than his old slow weapon, which leads me to believe that he had a faster weapon >.>
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Orvisand
When I was on one of my alts, a druid rolled need and won
Cavedweller Bracers
and immediately hearthed. While all of us were &*!@ed, especially a warrior in the group who needed it too, I learned that day not to trust anyone with their name containing 'ninja' in it.
On a side story, while I personally wasn't in it, a priest named Katanalol ML Ninja'd all of Heroic Sartharion's loot. My guidies and some PuG I was in told us about that.
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blademeld
I had
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=36984
for tanking.
I had
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=28308
and
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=44735
for leveling/grinding/dw spec.
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=37065
dropped, i thought its much better than my previous, so i needed it. Hell i even pasted my previous...
AKA, offspec.
Thank you for proving my point.
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PureGold
AKA, offspec.
Thank you for proving my point.
Do i offspec for grinding? No.
Do i offspec for leveling? No.
Do i offspec for DW? Offspec, no. Change spec - yes, but its still a Protection based build.
Welcome in wotlk.
Dont downrate comments because you have no clue what DW stands for.
Are you tanking with it? No. Offspec. Blademeld is right.
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