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Blackford
> England: Ok everyone, this is a simple fight, basically we are going to
> form one big circle around Germany and slowly dps it down. Can uh
> someone please help me summon the US.
> US: Uh yeah guys, I'm in the bank sorting my bags out, dont summon yet.
> Poland dies.
> England: POLAND WTF WHY START THE FIGHT!
> Poland: Dude I didn't he just aggroed.
> Austria-Hungary is afflicted by mind-control.
> England: SOMEONE PICK IT UP NOW
> France: It's cool, I got this
> France casts German-France border shield wall.
> Germany casts go-through-belgium.
> France dies
> France: FFS why do I always die so quick?
> England: OK WTF WHY AM I TANKING, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE RANGE DPS FROM
> OVER HERE. OK I need 2 people to help summon US, we still got this.
> US: Wait, I'm just looking at cloth on the AH, don't summon.
> Germany takes flight.
> England: OK OK OK, he's in phase 2, I need all heals on me.
> Canada: Dude, just bandage yourself.
> Italians attacks British Somaliland in East Africa
> British Somaliland: Adds have spawned.
> Greece dies.
> Yugoslavia dies.
> Greece: F$%@ing blitzkrieg, that Sh$@s way too overpowered.
> England: Ok Russia, you need to pull aggro and collapse all the way to
> Stalingrad
> Russia: AH WTF, i was supposed to be dps, goddamn you noobass tanks.
> US has been afflicted by pearl harbor.
> US: AH WTF
> England: ?????
> US: My durability on my weapons just went down like 50%, what the hell?
> Australia: OH CRAP AN ADD JUST SPAWNED ABOVE ME, helppppppppppp.
> US: Ok summon
> US: wth
> England: ???
> US: You guys are like tier 1, and wtf france you're still using greys?
> France: /w US Can i have some money plz?
> England: Ok we got this side covered, how's right side?
> Russia: just popped mass production, i'm coo
> Germany becomes enraged and launches V2 rockets.
> England: Ok stay away from those and get him down quick
> Germany dies
> US: Ok all on Japan
> England: US, execute
> US launches Enola Gay
> Japan: Stay your attack mortals, I submit, I SUBMIT.
> US: LOOT
> England: ohhhhhh, this should be interesting , ok roll if you
> need.
> US rolls 50 (1-100)
> Russia rolls 50 (1-100)
*Hitler has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u *#*s im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler: wtf
Hitler: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun @#$%socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all *#*s
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*
************* Note, most of this stuff you wont get unless you know stuff about WW2
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Post by
Interest
Omg wall of text. My eyes!
Post by
blademeld
Somewhat funny but for some reason, I sense the life of this board is short. The mods seem to frown on stuff like this, sorry.
I'd have to agree, I find that making WWII into WoW comedy is slightly offensive...
Albeit, my opinions don't matter...
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Post by
FourDeuce
I was hoping they'd put something in at the end about Russia jumping into the war with Japan just before it ended. :/
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Post by
FourDeuce
Not sure how much Russia "helped" the Allies against Japan at the end of WWII, but this timeline for 1945 shows how LONG they were involved during the war. :/
Aug 6
First atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima
Aug 8
Russia declares war on Japan
Aug 9
Second atomic bomb dropped on Nagasaki
Aug 14
Japanese unconditional surrender announced
Sept 2
Japanese sign surrender on USS Missouri in Tokyo Bay ending World War II
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